You think spotted dick is conspicuous? Read this...
"We pride ourselves on using the finest pork and pork liver for our faggots,
topped with a generous serving of delicious West Country sauce. It's no
wonder 100 million faggots are eaten in the UK every year!"
Oh, my!
http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/faggot_family.htm
Faggot Family
"The Doody family - true faggot fanatics - are the family recently chosen in
a nationwide search to find a family to represent Mr Brain's Faggots. Rather
than create a fictional family, Mr Brain's search was for 'real faces' -
an ordinary family who loves and eats faggots on a regular basis. Mr. Brain's
wanted real people with real lives to be at the heart of the campaign. The
essential ingredient? Each member of the family must be fanatical about faggots."
The apparently authentic site's no longer up, I remember laughing for days when I first saw it.