Dear everyone:

I'm nervous now :( I gotta be at the hospital at 7 am Wednesday and be put under general anesthesia to get a liver biopsy. I'll be asleep most of the afternoon and possibly not work Thursday either depending on how I feel.
 
you should drink obscene amounts of booze before the biopsy so when they get the sample it's like congealed alcohol.
 
No, no way. The risk of me ASPIRATING is too high if I have anything. I'm barely allowed 1 ounce of water for my BP meds they told me to take before the procedure.
 
What did I miss???? I spent the last week at a congress in a classy hotel, all paid, getting drunk and hitting on girls.
 
Remember the Secret Wars series?



:rolleyes:

you mean the thing where Madame Webb erased everyone's memories of the war at the end so that Spiderman was the only one that remembered anything?
that was cool