- Jul 23, 2005
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This album would be good - it has some ruling riffs - if it weren't for the fact that it's:
1 - Out of tune.
2 - Filled with 80's-porn-glam-rock-cheese-solos-of-skidding-forward-on-your-knees-death
3 - Amongst the most pretentious things in the history of recorded music. Funnier because it's out of tune pretention.
4 - They do the Status-Quo guitar shaking thing in unison when they play live.
See, even if you are composing Beethoven-neoclassical-Mozart-Nationalist-Mahler-core, it helps to be in tune.
For all the cool riffs, how is the Chasm not filled with cheese?
How can you talk something up as if it's a Classical masterpiece when it isn't even recorded in tune?
1 - Out of tune.
2 - Filled with 80's-porn-glam-rock-cheese-solos-of-skidding-forward-on-your-knees-death
3 - Amongst the most pretentious things in the history of recorded music. Funnier because it's out of tune pretention.
4 - They do the Status-Quo guitar shaking thing in unison when they play live.
See, even if you are composing Beethoven-neoclassical-Mozart-Nationalist-Mahler-core, it helps to be in tune.
For all the cool riffs, how is the Chasm not filled with cheese?
How can you talk something up as if it's a Classical masterpiece when it isn't even recorded in tune?