Debra Lafave

[AlexStomp]

I knew a hot chick who got a speeding ticket. Of course, she tried to flirt her way out of it. Maybe the officer was gay.

Yeah, I know a couple of chicks that have talked their ways out of dui's. It pisses me off because I know the same cops would have booked me without hesitation if I had less to drink. You see, double standards are everywhere.

 

[Boro the Beautiful]

hey johhny , i hear you're going through puberty. i think you need to stay after class for some detention,

I almost choked laughing.

Mechanics teacher, I guess?