Definitive proof that Rage is the most awsome band on the planet

[Yngvai X]

http://www.roadrun.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=28464

All I have to say is, holy shit. Only Rage could rock so fucking hard that their own guitarists balls would give in to the sheer ownage of the music and explode WHILE he was rocking out. That my friends, is true ball busting heavy metal.

 

[Metal Immortal]

That's sick! That's fucking sick!

He is a true defender of the faith.

 

[SilentRealm]

ugh thts gross to think about.. the mental images are doing permanent damage to my psyche. hope he is doing ok..

 

[Kronikle66]

OWWWWW!!!!! OUCH DAMN DUDE!!

Omfg...

 

[The Metal Chick]

oh man that's so gross....but I can't imagine the pain he must have felt with that.

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

..Ow. OW!

 

[Beelzebub]

I don't even have testicles and I was squirming while I was reading that.

I hope he's feeling better.

 

[Soul of Ice]

Talk about busting a nut...

 

[G-Master]

Good God that makes me wanna cry at the very thought of it.







It seemed preventable, however, so him being a dumb son of a bitch had something to do with it.

 

[theodyssey]

I can see the commercial for the new Rage cd: "Rage, the only band who will get your rocks off. Rage, the only band who can make you bust a nut." etc. etc.

 

[Ryöpsäyttelijä]

Sorry guys but I have to say that I hate Rage... They have some good riffs and that's it.

 

[Dieblo]

Damn, Did he have to be so specific??? hahaha I've would invented somethig else instead of saying that my nut exploded and pus was coming out of it. That would be so embarrasing, I bet his gruppies didn't like the news.

 

[-Gavin-]

Hahahaha, holy shit.....



That guy is now a Living Legend in my books though.


I mean, i;ve blown up an amp during one of my band's guitar solos... but Goddam! that one takes the buscuit!

 

[Taliwakker]

The Devil always collects on deals made..... Many years ago Victor was listening to some old Rage albums and said..."these guys rule....i'd give my left nut to play with them one day".......there was a cloud of smoke, the devil appeared, they made a pact and then one day in the not too distant future Manni left the band. You know what happened next

 

[urinalcakemix]

... And I thought SPINAL TAPS combustible Drummers were badass...

 

[-Gavin-]

The Devil always collects on deals made..... Many years ago Victor was listening to some old Rage albums and said..."these guys rule....i'd give my left nut to play with them one day".......there was a cloud of smoke, the devil appeared, they made a pact and then one day in the not too distant future Manni left the band. You know what happened next

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, classic

 

[BastrdDrmr]

that is pure ownage.


btw.... wtf is going on with this forum? I leave for a week and come back and it's like a fucking civil war going on.

 

[The Yngster]

Its quite simple... wave of new posters come in with the opinions that differ from the regulars. Everyone proceeds to fight... The End.

 

[-Gavin-]

I'm new and haven't gotten in a disagreement with anyone yet

 

[The Yngster]

Yeah... there goes my theory on the subject.