derek, a question about scotland

[deathstrike from hell]

have you ever seen anything strange in the water?

 

[ShadowsWithin]

what like feces?

 

[ginamarina]

fish?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

NESSIE!

 

[Lordlucid]

Yessie!

 

[Mickael - school]

I caught a glimpse of her many years ago, but then Professor Frink told me I was mistaken for we'd been using the Frog Exaggerator to detect her.

 

[rebirth]

what gibberish again is posted on this board

 

[derek]

That'd be a no.

 

[Dead Winter]

LOL that's because the guy admitted to making the whole thing up.

Like 2 years ago.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

i think they should drain the loch. then well know for sure.

 

[derek]

i think they should drain the loch. then well know for sure.

Loch Ness is pretty huge, draining it would take years. Plus, I wouldnae want Nessie tae eat me.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

i have a vague memory of some scientist type person claiming that "nessie" was actually the world's largest snake

 

[deathstrike from hell]

damn derek. i was hoping you would have seen something.

on a completely similar note, anyone watch that made for tv movie on awhile back on abc about the loch ness monster? apparently it lives in underwater caves.

 

[derek]

I don't live anywhere near Loch Ness, and I've only seen the place once, so the chances of me having spotted Nessie are pretty slim.

 

[El Diablo Fantastico]

I don't live anywhere near Loch Ness, and I've only seen the place once, so the chances of me having spotted Nessie are pretty slim.

Lies! Everyone knows that Loch Ness, Scotland's most defining feature, can obviously be seen from anywhere in the country! Scotland is very small you see. That's why, when upon finding out that someone is Scottish, you should immediately ask them if they know your friend "Angus from Glasgow", because everyone in Scotland knows each other.

 

[derek]

Damn True.

Glagow is not a city of nearly 1million people, it's just a small village where everyone is called Angus or Mary and the odd Fat Boab for variety.

 

[deathstrike from hell]

does everyone know your name?

are they always glad you came?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Lies! Everyone knows that Loch Ness, Scotland's most defining feature, can obviously be seen from anywhere in the country! Scotland is very small you see. That's why, when upon finding out that someone is Scottish, you should immediately ask them if they know your friend "Angus from Glasgow", because everyone in Scotland knows each other.

hahaha!
I repped you for that post, friend.

 

[El Diablo Fantastico]

Yay, thanks

 

[derek]

Infact Britain is so small, me and El Diablo are probably closely related.