Describe your sex life in 3 pokemon moves (or less)

[deathstrike from hell]

well?

 

[Shpongled]

I don't even know what pokemon moves are.



And that describes my sex life perfectly.

 

[Will Bozarth]

That's impossible. I'm not a virgin, so I don't know what the fuck pokemon moves are.

 

[Will Bozarth]

DAMMIT KEVIN

 

[Shpongled]

Difference is I'm self-deprecating and you're making jokes

 

[deathstrike from hell]

hahahahaha

 

[orbsonb]

swagger

 

[Lordlucid]

The Battle rages Ooooon!!!!!!!
A wild woman appears!
Wild Woman uses:
'Lovely kiss'
'Fissure'
'Bone Club'
Its awesome sauce!
Justin counters with:
'Harden'
'Pound'
'Explosion!'
It's Effective!?
Wild Woman comes back with!
'Egg Drop'
'Bind'
'leech life'
Its Super effective!!!!
Justin counters with:
'pay day'
'minimize'
'Defense curl'
Wild woman doesn't care, give her all your Pay Day!
'Mega Drain'
Justin Collapses...

 

[Mephistophiliac]

Leer
Harden
Horn Drill

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Charm
Sleep Powder
Pound

/thread

 

[TomAwesome]

Confusion
Quick Attack
Rest

 

[Morbides]

*shows up in wrong thread*

 

[freewill]

Rape

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

haha i laughed

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I don't even know what pokemon moves are.



And that describes my sex life perfectly.

hahahahahahahahahah




EXACTLY.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Poke
Poke
Poke

 

[El Stormo]

You're doing the poking, Cara? Oh my.

 

[DarkGift]

Rape

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

i had to consult a pokemanz playing friend, but i think i got this

jewasaur uses bone
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE