Desecration, Detrimentum and Phallicide, Underworld July 26th

[Alyona]

tim, its not the matter of not wanting to go, but.....not everyone is actually ABLE to go so...yeah.

 

[TimPhallicide]

some of you going to uni?

Yep, it looks that way.

 

[veil the sky]

doh!!! uni sucks! i wasted 3 damn years of my life at uni.............

 

[TimPhallicide]

Yeah well none of them are clever enough to just say 'fuck it' and do the short training to be a plumber.

 

[Alyona]

doh!!! uni sucks! i wasted 3 damn years of my life at uni.............

that kind of attitude will make me say "fuck it" and take a short training course to be a pornstar

 

[Wanderingblade]

I always got the impression you wouldn't need any training...

 

[TimPhallicide]

Yeah, I reckon you should know things like 'semen can sting the eyes, so be careful'

 

[veil the sky]

how little they know!!!!!

 

[Alyona]

semen does not sting the eye, it kinda...erm..makes it all sticky. I see you've never had semen in YOUR eye!

 

[TimPhallicide]

I've heard it can... maybe it depends whether it's regular semen or alien acid semen.

 

[Wanderingblade]

You been having it off with aliens Tim?

 

[TimPhallicide]

One month to go!

 

[veil the sky]

til you have it off with aliens?

 

[TimPhallicide]

Yes.

 

[TimPhallicide]

Aliens with neatly trimmed blonde peeabs.

 

[Wanderingblade]

Doesn't sound that alien to me...

 

[veil the sky]

yeh we're all prone to dabble in that area from time to time, it's like the xxx-files

 

[TimPhallicide]

Muhahahaha 'oh yeah, fuck me in the zarjazz'

 

[Mark]

Ooh, that looks like an interesting gig...

 

[veil the sky]

it's £20 to get in and £5 a pint. you can also expect at least one 'mature' alien who will make 2 appearances on stage and flirt outrageously with you afterwards and try to come home with you...