this is hilarious...his shooting victim sez, "''My family and I are are deeply sorry for everything that Vice President cheney and his family had to go through this week,'' Whittington said, appearing emotional in front of television cameras.
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WTF!?! That is complete BULLSHIT! Cheney should be prosecuted under the full extent of the law. Fuck that. His victim saying sorry, WTF!?!
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haha wtf these guys are so inept, too bad they only wound each other.
April 10, 2006, 10:28AM
Cheney was once on receiving end of shotgun blast
Associated Press
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Years before Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a lawyer during a Texas quail hunt, Cheney himself was on the receiving end of an errant shotgun blast.
Carlsbad Mayor Bob Forrest said he doesn't know for certain if he or his twin brother, Dick Forrest, fired the shot during the hunting trip in the late 1990s. It accidentally pelted Cheney, who was then chief executive at Halliburton Co.
"We're probably the only twins in the United States that have shot the vice president and never have gone to jail," Forrest joked. The Albuquerque Journal reported the incident Sunday.
Cheney wasn't hurt but he was miffed, Forrest told the Journal.
"He said, 'You guys watch where you're shooting!' He was very offended," Forrest said.
The hunting group included the Forrest twins, Cheney and Sen. Pete Domenici, R-N.M. They were hunting on a southern New Mexico ranch owned by the late Colin McMillan, an assistant secretary of defense under President George H.W. Bush, Forrest said. He said the senator wasn't the shooter.
A spokesman for Domenici confirmed that the senator hunts with the Forrest brothers and has hunted with Cheney but declined further comment.
April 10, 2006, 10:28AM
Cheney was once on receiving end of shotgun blast
Associated Press
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Years before Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a lawyer during a Texas quail hunt, Cheney himself was on the receiving end of an errant shotgun blast.
Carlsbad Mayor Bob Forrest said he doesn't know for certain if he or his twin brother, Dick Forrest, fired the shot during the hunting trip in the late 1990s. It accidentally pelted Cheney, who was then chief executive at Halliburton Co.
"We're probably the only twins in the United States that have shot the vice president and never have gone to jail," Forrest joked. The Albuquerque Journal reported the incident Sunday.
Cheney wasn't hurt but he was miffed, Forrest told the Journal.
"He said, 'You guys watch where you're shooting!' He was very offended," Forrest said.
The hunting group included the Forrest twins, Cheney and Sen. Pete Domenici, R-N.M. They were hunting on a southern New Mexico ranch owned by the late Colin McMillan, an assistant secretary of defense under President George H.W. Bush, Forrest said. He said the senator wasn't the shooter.
A spokesman for Domenici confirmed that the senator hunts with the Forrest brothers and has hunted with Cheney but declined further comment.
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Seriously what's the big deal with this? The humor is over. You're telling me that if one of your buddies shot you accidentally, that you would want to see them harassed to the severist extent? No, these guys took the manly approached and said. "Hey fuck it, I'm alive and well, no use crying over it." Modern day vikings!!!
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Uhhh he was going to school to better himself. You don't have to grab your camo pants and plunge off to war in order to believe in something. Just like you liberals don't boycott gasoline, yet wave your "No war for oil" signs proudly in the air. Why don't you all just ride bicycles to work if you believe so strongly in that statement? Why, because it would be detrimental to the way in which you're trying to live your life.
Now this man seen how he dicked away his scholarship and then went about fixing his fuck ups. Smart man, he made it far in life. Farther than anyone on this board would be able to grasp.
Now good day sir...I said good day!
Now this man seen how he dicked away his scholarship and then went about fixing his fuck ups. Smart man, he made it far in life. Farther than anyone on this board would be able to grasp.
Now good day sir...I said good day!
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Reign in Acai said:Uhhh he was going to school to better himself. You don't have to grab your camo pants and plunge off to war in order to believe in something. Just like you liberals don't boycott gasoline, yet wave your "No war for oil" signs proudly in the air. Why don't you all just ride bicycles to work if you believe so strongly in that statement? Why, because it would be detrimental to the way in which you're trying to live your life.
Now this man seen how he dicked away his scholarship and then went about fixing his fuck ups. Smart man, he made it far in life. Farther than anyone on this board would be able to grasp.
Now good day sir...I said good day!
I have to admit I agree with you. That said, I hate the war for oil and am quite happy using my bicycle and public transit for going from A to B. Cars are useful for groceries and rural areas. Sadly, vancouver has like the worst transit system ever.
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haha, people defend Dick Cheney. That's funny.
Besides, about 6 years ago my friend broke a glass at a pub and guess what? I still give him shit periodically. Funny never dies.
Besides, about 6 years ago my friend broke a glass at a pub and guess what? I still give him shit periodically. Funny never dies.
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