Did i miss something......

Dec 5, 2002
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...or is my computer fucked up. What happened to all the other topics. there is only 15 left. Did thewendy delete them or something. someone please inform my very confused brain.
 
As soon as i posted this, the remaining topics came back. I feel like a dumbass now. *hits computer with a sledge hammer* damn piece of shit.
 
Yeah, computers can be very frustrating, but remember, it is what allows you to even be able to access the internet, and this site, so don't be too mean to it. But I would suggest running it over with a bulldozer, that usually teaches the computer a lesson. After you do that, it will never slow down on you again. Well, sometimes that doesn't work, so if it doesn't, threaten the computer by telling him you'll have Malmsteen eat him if he doesn't behave.
 
Some guy named NoLordy used to speak in 3rd person too, but Captain Beard doesn't remember who he was.