did someone mention "worst thread ever"?

[Black Winter Day]

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=140443

allwithinmymonster < profanity

 

[Demonspell]

At least COB fans are somewhat entertaining...many of the arguments on the GMD are more akin to watching monkeys hurl their feces at one another.

Since everybody seems to be doing it, here's my vote for moron thread of the week: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=140068 It's more of a potentially good thread wasted, as the hilarity doesn't really pick up until hlafway through.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Seems like there is an influx of idiotic threads lately. Go read some of Mekane's threads about music genre's on the Amon Amarth board.

 

[NAD]

antimatter may sound more mainstream, but floyd made a movie, and are alot more mainstream then antimatter

 

[spaffe]

whoa! really great sigs in that SOT-thread... i don't understand who people who post alot, because it's often them who do it, like having HUGE pics in their signature, i mean most people with an iq exceeding that of a pair of wooden clogs would realize after some time that it makes browsing and reading threads pretty FIOCIUCKING ANNOYING arghgh
that one with the edited magic-cards would do really well on my top 10 of most pathetic sig-pictures hrrr

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=140443

allwithinmymonster < profanity

I think that's a GREAT thread!

Here's the best part:

Let me start off by saying fuck you geneal dickcussion incubating bitchslaps on heterosexuality...

...P.S Metallica tonight \m/

 

[ChiefB]

Dude, the thread you quoted is hillarious. This guy, AllWithinMyMonster, is fuelled by so much hatred that not only is flowing, it's pissing down. Here are some of his comments (Consider this the trailer of the thread) -

You're not a woman? Could of fooled me. I wish your mother supported abortion during her gestation period with your ugly ass

You're not a black man. Well atleast not from the waist down

You gilly gayleppsies need to fucking open your eyes and not your butt cracks and realize that these gays must be stopped before our country is demoralized to ashes.

He sounds familiar to someone I know. I wonder who ??

 

[Ayeka]

Those quotes are hilarious but as a whole I thought that thread was uber shit. Can't believe how fucking retarded some people can be!

 

[Demonspell]

Any thread in which Profanity is responsible for half the posts is automatically uber shit, but that one is indeed laughable on account of enormous stupidity...

 

[Black Winter Day]

attention! we have a new contender in the running!!!

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=144027

 

[NAD]

Damn well said anonymousnick I bow to your post

That's what I've been attempting to say in all glory, but I can't seem to put it in those words. Awesome post Anonymous.

Well said Anonymous, I agree with you 100%.

And Anonymous, that was a very well crafted response.

You're a fucking idiot, anonymous.

I fucking love this.

 

[Black Winter Day]

hahaha, it gets even better

 

[Black Winter Day]

"Some people are really fuckin' STUPID!" - George Carlin

i would say that i will no longer make excursions to the ignoance pit that is GMD... i would if i could stop laughing!


seriously, statements don't get much more comical than this:

I can't see why people prefer the gr1m tr00 black metal over stuff like Dimmu Borgir, anyway. I mean, Mayhem's Live in Leipzeig is pretty cool, and Darkthrone kick ass...but they can't touch the melodic symphonic black metal, like early CoF or Old Man's Child or Borknagar or later Emperor or whatever.

 

[NAD]

You guys care too much about idiodic replies.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Ohh fucking hell. I read through that whole thing, it made my head hurt by the end. The Anonymousnick poster was just pitiful. He states how he Loves darkthrone, yet mocks them in his signature. He has the audacity to state the way Black Metal should be, then attempt some psuedo bullshit crusade to redefine a genre to his personal likings. This guy gives me a migrane.

 

[Black Winter Day]

dreamlord this is quite possibly the best thing you've ever said:

Then again, we can always just hope that catfish eats you.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Ohh fucking hell. I read through that whole thing, it made my head hurt by the end. The Anonymousnick poster was just pitiful. He states how he Loves darkthrone, yet mocks them in his signature. He has the audacity to state the way Black Metal should be, then attempt some psuedo bullshit crusade to redefine a genre to his personal likings. This guy gives me a migrane.

He's also convinced he's the world's greatest vocalist. As you can tell he's very humble about his talents.....that's if he as any.:Smug:

 

[appleXcore]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!

Getting caught up in that thread would give me a headache from frustration.

 

[Demonspell]

Those types of endless arguments are common in the GMD, I'm definitely not a black metal elitist but that type of revisionist thinking leads to repeated errors in judgement, and people who refuse to admit they're wrong in Internet arguments are among by biggest pet peeves...