Do you hate when...
- Thread starter Cofee_Annihilator
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EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
i suggest we rename this "the whiny rant thread", and post rants about stupid details about people and life that anger us. who's with me?
i'll even start ahead:
i fucking hate bumping my toe. so far i never broke it or the toenail, but when either happens i'm gonna be pissed cause it's a stupid place in your body to hurt yourself, of all the possible other places.
i'll even start ahead:
i fucking hate bumping my toe. so far i never broke it or the toenail, but when either happens i'm gonna be pissed cause it's a stupid place in your body to hurt yourself, of all the possible other places.
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
i'm sure those things are mutually exclusive so the percentages can't overlap so he has about 48hs in his day. wow! who couldn't admire that.
perfecterror
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once i was at a resturant, and i was drinking my tea and an ice-cube fell out of my cup and dangled on the side of the cup because it was connected to another ice-cube by some hair! ewwwwwwwwww
CliffBurton
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Cofee_Annihilator said:I hate you!:hotjump:
Did you expect a Thread about getting hair in your mouth to not havy any hilarious pube jokes.
Its not "Public hair", there's no 'L'
GONE Ridin' Hood
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I usually have some hair in my mouth when I'm on top of my girlfriend. I hate when that happens.
Puta pelo estorboso.
Puta pelo estorboso.
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
Lil' Bloodred Ridin' Hood said:
been there... and no elastic of this earth will ever stick on, and worse, you'll lose it under the covers
y cuando se mezcla tu pelo con "el de ella" :S
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
Tut Ankh Amon said:no, they are not.
Obviously, you have never been to a gas station in brazil
yes i have! dude the gas in your country smells like heaven, that alcohol they put in really makes a difference in the air.
probably to compensate the fact that brahma tastes like soda compared to quilmes, but still! you get full credit.
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
i agree with you totally on the first partEagleFlyFree said:
and i totally don't care about the second one
follow_the_reaper
Member
perfecterror said:
That is just fucking wrong. Did you guys hear about that Wendy's thing where a person found a finger in the chili? Lmfao.
Dred
His Dudeness
EagleFlyFree said:
no no no, youre taking what i said incorrectly. what youre not taking into consideration is that i wear my hair in an elastic while wearing a hat, which means 98% of the time my hair is in an elastic, as well as under a hat, while 1.9% of the time i have a hat on and no elastic, and a .1% chance of wearing nothing on my head at all, but theres always the slim possibilty (not going to try and calculate the percentage) that im wearing an elastic but no hat.
Sinister Mephisto
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Cofee_Annihilator said:A hair is stuck in your mouth?
:Spin:
I had one today. And now i'm sick. I'm at the hosptital. RIGHT NOW.
Discuss.
It happens to me when I'm singing and playing guitar at the same time. I'm too cool to put my hair in a ponytail or something so it always gets stuck in my mouth when it's open from singing, and then I can't fix it because my hands are busy.
My hands are actually busy masturbating. I actually play gutiar with my elbows.
