does anyone know any single old librarians?

[goatschool]

i don't, and want to date one.

 

[xfer]

ummmm i know like 3478329846326112

 

[goatschool]

by old i mean 24-38

 

[xfer]

come visit me at work as my "apprentice" and pretend to be learning about bookbinding while you're actually scoping out the hot crotchety broads!

 

[goatschool]

they'll think i'm your dad. your wormy, half-dead dad from albany.

 

[xfer]

yeah i know like 120949382 24-38 year old ones

 

[xfer]

just don't call me "son" all the time and you should be fine.

 

[goatschool]

the collective ears of this board perkify; fuck you i asked first and besides xfer and i go way back.

 

[goatschool]

alex i would love to learn bookbinding stuff. unfortunately i would arrive and forget about the dating and cover myself with horseglue. horse glue. w/e

 

[goatschool]

binding materials.

 

[xfer]

you'll have tattletapes pasted all up and down your arms and be unable to leave the library without triggering a RED ALERT

 

[Nut Butter]

Leave me the 38-50 age group, I dig fossils.

thks.

 

[Baliset]

nick i only wish i had known you 8-9 years ago when i did work at a library and knew plenty of older librarians.

 

[avi]

um, I'd say my mom, but I guess she's too old for you? hands off nut butter - nix gets dibs if he wants, but he might have to compete with her new puppy:

 

[Nut Butter]

You're givin' the goat dibs on your mom? That's unpalatable.


And why hands off? I'm a very sweet guy, you'd love me as your father-in-law. I could teach you a few things about life, love, happiness, music, you know...

 

[avi]

sorry dude, but that's the way it goes

 

[Nut Butter]

injustice

 

[avi]

life isn't fair. get used to it. and remember, you still got a chance if da goat passes.

 

[Nut Butter]

coo! Hope she's as unassumingly sexy as her son.

 

[goatschool]

avi, i don't know if i could assume the role of your stepdad, at least to the level of stepdad that you deserve.

nutbutter, i hope you break your fingers.