does anyone know any single old librarians?

Because I saw this Century Sex porn once, and the 100 year old lady had a body that looked exactly like ET's.

The greatest part of the video was the dude's flacid penis being stroked by her shaking, shriveled, droopy hand and showing absolutely no signs of life for a good 15 minutes.
 
But... but... It's Azal's fault, he has a naughty influence on me, I can't help it!!
btw, HE's the one who implied your mom had banana tits.