Does Mia headbang?

[FalseTodd]

Woo woo woo. Gettin' better all the time...

I am hot stuff.

 

[Steve]

I may be the most "metal" person on this forum...

 

[FalseTodd]

My metalness is not in question. My favorite band is They Might Be Giants.

Notice: no denial of the mon chi-chis!

 

[minxnim]

i wear gucci.
gucci is metal.
therefore, i am metal.

 

[The Dope]

I'm more metal some days than others.

 

[The Dope]

Usually not so much though, probably.

 

[0sm0se]

I would argue that I am the most metal in the entire universe because I am Superman, literally the man of steel. Steel is a metal, I am a man of steel, therefore by the transitive property of mathematics, I am a man of metal. Apparently, I also have a steel trap of a mind as well. Puns Abound!

Sincerely,
Clark Kent

 

[The Dope]

No.

 

[azal]

osmose I would so kick his ass for that.

 

[The Dope]

He's asleep on the futon right now. I have the upper hand, as it were.

 

[Ecto's Mom]

So dude, I explained the point here. I'm sorry you understood in that racist way. I hope now everything is clear and we won't discuss anything more about it. Maybe you have a kind of trauma with that thing of black dudes playing metal, which I perfectly understand. But I wasn't talking about it really.

ECTO, VOCÊ QUEBRA MEU CORAÇÃO COM SUAS PRESUNÇÕES ENGRANDECIDOS, ELE
É COMO QUINZE MIL DAGGERS ATRAVÉS DE MEU CORAÇÃO, MATRIZ DE MARIA
DO DEUS!!!!!

 

[0sm0se]

I concede that your idea is indeed brilliant azal. Had I known about his terse answer, I would not have treated him to our delicious pizza that we just devoured. Now, I will say we are even though because I stole a whole mess of staples from him.

Sincerely,
Dilbert

 

[The Dope]

So that's why my stapler was not in its stand when I got back in this afternoon. I find out more on the internet than I do living in the same room as you. The internet truly is full of all you ever wanted to know.

 

[0sm0se]

Well maybe if you'd ask every once and a while, you're so uncaring you bastard. I give you all I have and you never even ask me if I've had a nice day. You're so unappreciative, you cock-pounding nut-juggler.

Sincerely,
Sean Hayes

 

[coelacanth_M]

hmm.
well i don't know about the headbanging part, but sometimes my braids swing around and hit me in the face, and it sort of hurts. it makes me feel like i'm standing behind a horse trying to swat flies with its tail but instead of hitting flies, it's hitting small asian girls with violins, version.

i guess.

 

[avi]

"cock-pounding nut-juggler"

 

[ImNoHippy]

yeah, one time mia headbanged so hard, that my neck hurt.

 

[coelacanth_M]

haha not quite metal, but i did have my less pansy days, dammit!

look what i found, circa 1997:

this is my favorite picture, by the way.

 

[xfer]

is that your family tartan?

 

[coelacanth_M]

no, this is: