Dog Emotion Spectrum

[Mick Moss]

I was unfortunate enough to be in a yard in Bootle recently, and there were 3 dogs in various other yards. The first dog was whimpering and in obvious pain, probably of starvation and sorrow. It was the most awful sound I have ever heard, the dog mustve been in facking agony. The second dog in the next yard was sitting perfectly still, not making a sound and completely indifferent to its surroundings, in some kind of dog-meditation. The third dog was jumping up and down non-stop with its tail wagging really fast, barking happily, the little fucker didnt stop jumping up and down, as if the floor was too hot to stand on.

I realised that I was witnessing in one place the complete 'Dog-emotion-spectrum'

 

[Alwin]

what a luck Mick! congrats!

I get to hear, see and feel the complete cat-emotion-spectrum pretty much each day

 

[Brynjar]

I was unfortunate enough to be in a yard in Bootle recently, and there were 3 dogs in various other yards. The first dog was whimpering and in obvious pain, probably of starvation and sorrow. It was the most awful sound I have ever heard, the dog mustve been in facking agony. The second dog in the next yard was sitting perfectly still, not making a sound and completely indifferent to its surroundings, in some kind of dog-meditation. The third dog was jumping up and down non-stop with its tail wagging really fast, barking happily, the little fucker didnt stop jumping up and down, as if the floor was too hot to stand on.

I realised that I was witnessing in one place the complete 'Dog-emotion-spectrum'

the meditating dog was a bitch in heat and the dog in pain was a male longing for some action. or could easily have been taht.


what if we humans was like dogs and went absolutely nutters whenever a girl had her period?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

As opposed to girls going nuts when they're having their period?

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

Not all birds go mental when they are on their period.
Some are too bloated, spotty and full of chocolate to even bother being slightly mardy.

 

[Light]

bloated, spotty and full of chocolate

I feel strangely aroused

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Notice I didn't say all girls.

 

[Light]

dog emotions scare me, MICK

 

[Brynjar]

As opposed to girls going nuts when they're having their period?

yes. as we all know, women aren't human.

 

[Mick Moss]

dog emotions scare me, MICK

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Afraidy be not my lighty