Don't you just hate it when.......

Beast In Flames · Jul 18, 2003

Aecliptica said:
whats the thread abot? sexual position is it not?

No, it's about players' positions in a football game.

ScientistOfDarkness · Jul 18, 2003

I guess if you have a hard time having an orgasm, getting close to one and having the guy stop and change positions is annoying.

Black Dragon · Jul 18, 2003

I had a girl grip me so hard once during an orgasm I was sore for days, peeing was a bitch.

aeon · Jul 18, 2003

Black Dragon said:
I had a girl grip me so hard once during an orgasm I was sore for days, peeing was a bitch.

sounds like she'd been doing her kegels like a good little girl.

Black Dragon · Jul 18, 2003

Oh man she was tight. Doggy style felt like I was doing a mound of clay at times(that could grip of course) cos she was so solid down there.

Beast In Flames · Jul 18, 2003

Bwahahahahahaha!!! :lol:

Hey BD, tell us about that incident in the shower... :Spin:

Aecliptica · Jul 18, 2003

yes BD, tell is the incident in the shower which involved you and bif.....

NAKED!!!!!

IN BED!!!!!!

+ shower!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beast In Flames · Jul 18, 2003

Do they put beds in their showers in Quebec??

Aecliptica · Jul 18, 2003

well actually my friends mom has a pilllow in the bathtub......sooooooo yes!

Beast In Flames · Jul 18, 2003

Pillow is a lot different from a whole bed, you know...

Aecliptica · Jul 18, 2003

but pillows are a necesity for a bed... so yes!

Beast In Flames · Jul 18, 2003

Logic of a drunk idiot....

Aecliptica · Jul 18, 2003

im just to smart for you, give up like a man! guah

Black Dragon · Jul 18, 2003

LOL.

My girlfriend at the time and I were in the shower and I was fucking her in the ass. She needed something to grab so she used the curtain rod, next thing we know she pulled the rod down and she fell forward. I fell with her so I could keeping pounding away.
So there we were, she was bent over on her hands, halfway outside of the shower with the shower curtain strung out on the floor, the shower going getting everything wet, and I was still pounding away. I pulled out cos she wanted it on her back. when I blew my load it shot so far the first spurt flew over and past her head, 6 feet in front of her and hit the bathroom door. Its a hollow door so it sounded like someone splattered an egg yolk on it. She heard that and looked up and my second spurt drenched her hair.

It was great, especially when we were at her house later that night and we had forgotten about the cum on the back of her head. Her mom saw it and was like "whats this" and my g/f played dumb. Then I watched as her mom picked my dried jizz out of her hair.

True story.

Aecliptica · Jul 18, 2003

ahaha *picks jizz out of hair*

aeon · Jul 18, 2003

Black Dragon said:
My girlfriend at the time and I were in the shower and I was fucking her in the ass.....I pulled out cos she wanted it on her back.

i'm no clean freak, but assfucking + fucking = nasty vaginal infections. but funny story nonetheless.

Black Dragon · Jul 18, 2003

Nah, I meant my cum shot on her back.

Beast In Flames · Jul 18, 2003

Black Dragon said:
LOL.

My girlfriend at the time and I were in the shower and I was fucking her in the ass. She needed something to grab so she used the curtain rod, next thing we know she pulled the rod down and she fell forward. I fell with her so I could keeping pounding away.
So there we were, she was bent over on her hands, halfway outside of the shower with the shower curtain strung out on the floor, the shower going getting everything wet, and I was still pounding away. I pulled out cos she wanted it on her back. when I blew my load it shot so far the first spurt flew over and past her head, 6 feet in front of her and hit the bathroom door. Its a hollow door so it sounded like someone splattered an egg yolk on it. She heard that and looked up and my second spurt drenched her hair.

It was great, especially when we were at her house later that night and we had forgotten about the cum on the back of her head. Her mom saw it and was like "whats this" and my g/f played dumb. Then I watched as her mom picked my dried jizz out of her hair.

True story.