donuts

[rebirth]

what ones do you like
ehre in sydney they have started KRISPY CREMES...

 

[neal]

yeh krispy creme maple and glazed are pretty fuckin good.
-neal

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Word.

 

[Incendiare]

I don't like donuts.

 

[neal]

blasphemer!
-neal

 

[nckissfan]

I live in Charlotte, NC, about 1 hour drive south of Krispy Kreme's first store, and home offices. I love them the best. I prefer chocolate covered/custard filled, hot out of the oven.

 

[Captain Beard]

I love their glazed donuts. They're so good I roll my eyes in the back of my head and laugh softly throughout the whole donut.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah everyone i have talked to says that krispy kreme are the best, but i've only had dunkin donuts, because they own Rhode Island practically. and thats not a joke. Take my dads house for example. In 4 blocks in one direction there is a dunkin donuts, then in about 7 or 8 the opposite direction, there is another. we have a large music venue called "The Dunkin Donuts Convention center" and our old corrupt mayor supposedly likes dunkin donuts

 

[neal]

ill bet all the cops eat dunkin donuts as well.
-neal

 

[El Stormo]

Strange... in Europe, doughnuts are all but a rarity.

 

[dearth]

NEVERMORE BRAND DONUTS WITH SEVEN CRISPY CREAMS. TRACK NINE-- ABOUT THE ALIEN INVASION SOUNDS LIKE THE SIMPSONS THEME SONG.


At that time Herod the tetrarch heard the reports about Jesus, and he said to his attendants, "This is John the Baptist; he has risen from the dead! That is why miraculous powers are at work in him."
Now Herod had arrested John and bound him and put him in prison because of Herodias, his brother Philip's wife, for John had been saying to him: "It is not lawful for you to have her." 5Herod wanted to kill John, but he was afraid of the people, because they considered him a prophet.
On Herod's birthday the daughter of Herodias danced for them and pleased Herod so much that he promised with an oath to give her whatever she asked. Prompted by her mother, she said, "Give me here on a platter the head of John the Baptist." The king was distressed, but because of his oaths and his dinner guests, he ordered that her request be granted and had John beheaded in the prison. His head was brought in on a platter and given to the girl, who carried it to her mother. John's disciples came and took his body and buried it. Then they went and told Jesus.

 

[PiNkMaGGiT]

what the fuck. I think I have a mild retardation after trying to decipher that.

 

[neal]

you are insane.
-neal

 

[dearth]

what the fuck. I think I have a mild retardation after trying to decipher that.

BEHOLD! YOU ARE A POOR READER, NOT IN THE MONETARY SENSE.


King Belshazzar gave a great banquet for a thousand of his nobles and drank wine with them. While Belshazzar was drinking his wine, he gave orders to bring in the gold and silver goblets that Nebuchadnezzar his father had taken from the temple in Jerusalem, so that the king and his nobles, his wives and his concubines might drink from them. So they brought in the gold goblets that had been taken from the temple of God in Jerusalem, and the king and his nobles, his wives and his concubines drank from them. As they drank the wine, they praised the gods of gold and silver, of bronze, iron, wood and stone.
Suddenly the fingers of a human hand appeared and wrote on the plaster of the wall, near the lampstand in the royal palace. The king watched the hand as it wrote. His face turned pale and he was so frightened that his knees knocked together and his legs gave way.
The king called out for the enchanters, astrologers and diviners to be brought and said to these wise men of Babylon, "Whoever reads this writing and tells me what it means will be clothed in purple and have a gold chain placed around his neck, and he will be made the third highest ruler in the kingdom."
Then all the king's wise men came in, but they could not read the writing or tell the king what it meant. So King Belshazzar became even more terrified and his face grew more pale. His nobles were baffled.
The queen, hearing the voices of the king and his nobles, came into the banquet hall. "O king, live forever!" she said. "Don't be alarmed! Don't look so pale! There is a man in your kingdom who has the spirit of the holy gods in him. In the time of your father he was found to have insight and intelligence and wisdom like that of the gods. King Nebuchadnezzar your father-your father the king, I say-appointed him chief of the magicians, enchanters, astrologers and diviners. This man Daniel, whom the king called Belteshazzar, was found to have a keen mind and knowledge and understanding, and also the ability to interpret dreams, explain riddles and solve difficult problems. Call for Daniel, and he will tell you what the writing means."

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I think he's trying to say that if you eat too many donuts, you'll have bad dreams and need to ask a Jew for help figuring them out. Or something.

Chocolate old-fashioned are the shizznit.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Strange... in Europe, doughnuts are all but a rarity.

Quite.

 

[Troyanasy]

Has anyone seen the first Pantera video?
They (Pantera boys) try forcing donuts on Yngwie
Yngwie keeps on saying "I don't like fuckin' donuts
I see now Yngwie has eatin' atleast 900 a sitting

Fookin donut Fury

 

[neal]

heh. theres lots of yngwie fat/fookin fury jokes out there. if he wasnt so megalomanaical i might feel sorry for him.
-neal

 

[Yetti]

i really liked creme filled and custard filled donuts until i saw van wilder. uke:

 

[Troyanasy]

Britany Spears is a cream filled tart