DoordeDUH

How often do you need a grown man to bring you a meal? GoogooGaGa

  • Atleast once a day

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • A few times a week

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A couple times a month

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • A few times a year

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Nemtheanga

    Votes: 4 66.7%

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Reign in Acai

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These services are convenient for those once in a blue moon rainy day hunger pangs. Ive used it thrice already, only because one of my particular credit cards had a deal with DD that gave me a $60 credit. I know more than a few people who are dependent on these services as a toddler is on their mother's milk. Constant deliveries twice, thrice, even four times a day. It makes the Carl's Jr commercial from a few years byke look completely accurate. Sad state of affairs when one can not only cook a proper meal, but CANT go to the establishment to pick up their own fn food. To each their own, keep paying those exorbitant fees, while drivers finger your pie crust.
 
never used it. cant remember the last pizza delivery. people are gross and I dont want them near my food. in fact, i rarely eat out as restaurants with waiters.

I'd give that news lady the ol' pickle tickle
 
I've only ever used GrubHub once a couple of years ago. During a small gathering with friends, we decided to order some food from a Tibetan restaurant. The delivery shows up and I volunteer to answer the door (drunk and reasonably disheveled). The driver was someone who I worked with at my day job. Incredibly fucking awkward, never did it again.
 
Yeah, I've become somewhat paranoid about this. Wife makes almost all of our meals at home. We're just going to restaurants again nowadays when we want the experience (might occasionally pick up something cheap like Thai).
 
Once indoor dining closed I've been using such modern conveniences once a week. Before then, never. It's no different than pizza delivery.

I know people that make a lot more money than me and do this shit on the side to pay off cars, student loans, gambling debts, prostitutes, etc.
 
I know people that make a lot more money than me and do this shit on the side to pay off cars, student loans, gambling debts, prostitutes, etc.

I dont slag the drivers at all, one needs to make ends. My little bro used to do it a few years back and I rolled out with him a couple times just for shits n giggles. Was relatively amusing believe it or not. Wouldnt mind doing it myself literally once every two months. May be a better alternative than that dog walking idea that never panned out.

I just dont understand why anyone would pay the exorbitant fees on a DAILY basis. The cost of the food is inflated on TOP of the delivery fees. A 6 dollar burger can easily turn into a 15 dollar burger.
 
Society is just getting lazier and lazier. Currently at El Pollo Loco. 14 fn cars in line at the drive-thru. Probably a 30-35 min wait. Walked inside with get this, MY OWN 2 Legs, was instantly on the on deck circle.

Same shit can be seen at ANY In-N-Out in America.
 
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Society is just getting lazier and lazier. Currently at El Pollo Loco. 14 fn cars in line at the drive-thru. Probably a 30-35 min wait. Walked inside with get this, MY OWN 2 Legs, was instantly on the on deck circle.

I do the same thing. Much faster.

Same shit can be seen at ANY In-N-Out in America.

Barf. People also have awful palates
 
Aye In-N-Out is the most overrated burger around. Usually salty AF, with fries bland as shit unless you roll animal style to mask it. Wouldn't be a big deal if it werent so widely lauded, and wait times werent a calendar year. The DSO of fast food.

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You people and your hatred of In-N-Out. That's the only chain restaurant I go to, ever. And hell yeah I only do drive-thru, this is America and my fat ass ain't standing up for a fucking burger!
 
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In n Out blows, and the whole Whataburger vs I&O is stupid because they are both inferior to CHICK FIL A.

This is the way. I have spoken.
 
Society is just getting lazier and lazier. Currently at El Pollo Loco. 14 fn cars in line at the drive-thru. Probably a 30-35 min wait. Walked inside with get this, MY OWN 2 Legs, was instantly on the on deck circle.

Same shit can be seen at ANY In-N-Out in America.
there is a global pandemic
 
That's just the way it is in many places in the U.S. though. For many years practically every Chick-Fil-A I've been to has two lines of cars backed up around the corner and the wait to pick-up inside is about 3 minutes.


Yeah but Chick fil a drive thru is about 5 minutes tops. Fastest ever.
 
I always pickup my takeout rather than have it delivered. 1) I get it when it's freshly out of the oven and still piping-hot. and 2) Fuck dishing out money that I don't have to.

I hardly ever go through the drive-thru either. It's typically faster just going inside, you don't have to feel rushed (or inconveniencing) by the person behind you while you try looking over the menu, and you don't have to converse through that garbage intercom. Due to the pandemic however, a few places (Taco Bell) aren't allowing the indoor traffic, so the drive-thru it is.
 
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Oh, and I would never use Doordash or any of them other new-fangled delivery services. If I ever get delivery, it'll be provided by the operation that I'm ordering from.

Those other services are even more of a rip-off.
 
That's just the way it is in many places in the U.S. though. For many years practically every Chick-Fil-A I've been to has two lines of cars backed up around the corner and the wait to pick-up inside is about 3 minutes.
yeah in that case, that's just the dumb kind of lazy
 
there is a global pandemic

Nah, these fucks never got out of their cars Before Covid. Average American female weighs 170lbs. Nobody gives a fuck, the thirst overpowers beef curtains glazed over with glands slathered in self encased sebaceousness. No need to be concerned with exercise when a plethora of socially maladroit white guys fawn over one's haunches.

Chik-Fil-
Drive-Thru could be two miles long ANd I WONT go inside. A well oiled machine that sets the benchmark for all other coronary clogging establishments. You're out of there within minutes thanks to their blitzkrieg hand tablets. Top notch customer service. No problem with these fucks getting 15 an hr.

P.S Polynesian Sauce is the GO-TO condiment if ye have yet to try it.

@Krilons Resa Not to mention you can check their errors. How often do botched Drive-Thru jobs occur? These dipshits will make sure to get it right if theyre looking you dead in the eye.
 
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