Dorian Gray appreciation thread.

a big :lol: @ this thread

I have lots of stories. I'm depressed with my job right now so I'm trying not to think of any. One of my favorites though is the one where I had to call security on an old lady who was stabbing me with the pen she pulled out of my lab coat pocket. I already mentioned that one somewhere around here.

The best part was seeing the look on the burly security dudes faces when they came barging in. At first they were like, "haha!" and then they saw all the blood from her arm and were all, "where's the gloves?"
 
Jay if you don't find this hysterical I don't what to tell you. From the video game thread.

Me: I'm thinking of purchasing a Ps2 Slimline model. I currently have a V7 and the thing is running like a Pinto. Everytime I use my swap magic discs for a japanese game swap it says disc error. So I can either go with a 249 jap model, or a 129 slimline, w/ 7 bucks going towards the purchase of ghost clips. Yup.

His Priceless reply: WTF are you talking about?!?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Literally just laughed out loud at work. Dorian!!! :kickass:
 

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