double h night !!!!

prime666 · Nov 3, 2003

Well kids its Monday! Which means its double H night! Hookers and Heroin for everbody! There aint nothing like a ho tonging your ass as you shoot an arm full of black tar in a vein,, No sir there aint nothing like it at all....
O.K seriously (well maybe not to serious) How many of you have slept with a hooker? Now I never did ( I could always hook up with some slut) but I had a friend who use to actually bang hookers after he shot up on heroin. Granted this guy is out of his mind and claims "to be aware of the dangers of iv drug use, so thats why I use clean needles" He says this to me with a straight face as he picks up a cracked out hooker for the night..Mind you this is THE GUY I always joke about who really did get V.D in the mouth after eating out a Mexican hore in Tiajuanna.....
As always, I love to share a good story.

Metal Maiden · Nov 3, 2003

Hmm....I guess this is just for the guys huh?

prime666 · Nov 3, 2003

no.,,,, not at all! What you don't think women pick up hookers or get rim jobs? Don't be elitist

DarbysDad · Nov 3, 2003

I think I'll stick with beer and the wife. VD in my mouth does not sound like fun...but you never know.

Metal Maiden · Nov 3, 2003

I'm sure some women do. I just know I haven't and I'd bet money the other ladies here haven't.

prime666 · Nov 3, 2003

See the two reasons I would never go that route is 1. this funny little disease called aids

2. I'm so goddamn good the ladies should pay me.....

DarbysDad · Nov 3, 2003

Never been paid myself but have had ladies pick up the motel room tab though.

bRaTpRiNcEsS · Nov 3, 2003

No, I have never paid for it, unless cooking him dinner beforehand counts as "payment". And I don't like getting a blood test, why the hell would I go shooting myself up?

DarbysDad · Nov 3, 2003

bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
No, I have never paid for it, unless cooking him dinner beforehand counts as "payment". And I don't like getting a blood test, why the hell would I go shooting myself up?

Cooking dinner for your man is cool. I love to come home to a nice hot meal.

bRaTpRiNcEsS · Nov 3, 2003

DarbysDad said:
Cooking dinner for your man is cool. I love to come home to a nice hot meal.

Every night here. Unless I decide we're going out.

Lordlindsey · Nov 4, 2003

Fuck that.
You have to be desperate to have to pay for pussy. (at least directly)
But especially to do some cracked out whore. EEks.
VD in the mouth huh? Herpes???
Man am I glad to have my wife...she's awesome.

DarbysDad · Nov 5, 2003

bRaTpRiNcEsS said:
Every night here. Unless I decide we're going out.

Lucky man but did you steal his shoes?

bRaTpRiNcEsS · Nov 5, 2003

Um...no. Should I? :lol:

Riehlthing · Nov 5, 2003

Why not?

Metal Maiden · Nov 5, 2003

How can he take her out to dinner without his shoes?

Riehlthing · Nov 5, 2003

It's not cold there...now up here, that'd be a problem...we're below 20 degrees now...still no snow though. We need the moisture to get it. Seattle had some snow this weekend. They actually have moisture. And it was cold enough for once. They're usually at about 45 degrees when we're at 19 or lower.

bRaTpRiNcEsS · Nov 5, 2003

I'd say delivery, but I'd still have to clean up.

DarbysDad · Nov 5, 2003

Yeah, maybe she better give them back, so she can get her Burger King on tonight.

bRaTpRiNcEsS · Nov 5, 2003

You like your dog house, don't you? :Smug:

DarbysDad · Nov 5, 2003

Sorry Maam.

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