Dream partner

[Dora]

oh, and i also prefer non-smoking and non-sporting(much) ones..

 

[cedarbreed]

My ex
With another brain .....

 

[Sopel]

Not true !?! How short?...

don't worry, jamie still has his long hair...

 

[toolsofthetrade]

swedish intelligent type, thinking differently, good tits. wanting peace and quiet, a warm home and lotsa friends. doing soemthing w/ art and/or helping ppl who cant do stuff theirselves. loves me, no matter what.

 

[toolsofthetrade]

I'm 26 of 30, I wanna be cloned!! and err.. switch sex

and who u gonna shag, yerself?

 

[Light]

Actually, I always wondered that. If you either had a same-age identical clone of yourself (and I mean proper clone, same person, not weird twin stuff), or you could enter a parallel reality, or go back/forward in time a couple of days or so and meet yourself ... would you give yourself a blowjob?

 

[Dora]

I'd love to fuck myself others like it so it must be good innit?

 

[Dhatura]

I'd love to fuck myself others like it so it must be good innit?

Others like to fuck themselves?

 

[toolsofthetrade]

i'd fancy that, deffo!

 

[Dhatura]

So my man should be

a sarcastic bastard
with a good sense of humour
with sense and sensibility
attentive
an animal lover


my man should not be

bald
stinky
a smoker/junkie

As for the looks, I don't know. I used to believe I had my type but I don't.

 

[Light]

 

[Dhatura]

You're bald.

 

[Light]

 

[Dhatura]

You are... sorry... And scary too.

 

[Light]

 

[Dhatura]

Venus coming out of the waves, cc. 1750, unknown painter

 

[Light]

Not the first time I've been compared to an oil-painting

 

[Light]

(I'm not that fucking old, though...)

 

[Dora]

I've alway known that ALIENS can change shape..

 

[cedarbreed]

Others like to fuck themselves?

nah but if I could self-blowjob I would !