Drunken Society

[Achernar]

what's sex gotta do with love anyways?

 

[cedarbreed]

 

[elzka]

me+myself+i+dildo=very happy couple

 

[Descendres]

me+myself+i+dildo=very happy couple

What's roll down the stairs
Alone or in pairs
And makes a buzzly sound
It's long a schlong
A marvellous dong
Everyone knows it's dildo !!

What fits in a sock ?
Feels better than cock ?
And unlike a man, it's slow
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your clit
Everyone knows it's dildo !!

 

[Don Corleone]

a dildo? come on!

why settle for a plastic dick when you can get:

-the whole body, the whole experience
-oral treats
-sweet talk
-heat

and above all, can you cuddle with a dildo after it's done its job? can it slowly whisper into your ear and then suddenly put its tongue out to give you a post-orgasmic chill?

it is time women opened their eyes and stopped wasting their time with useless toys without any prospect. go out and meet people like. hahahhaa

 

[elzka]

yeah, when i meet a guy who
-satisfies me
-doesnt cheat
-talks sweetly
-cuddles and doesnt fall asleep right after _he_ has had an orgasm
i will give up using me dildo.
oh, and it would be nice if the guy had even some kinda intelligence..

am i asking too much?

 

[Eos]

And who above of all is not married

 

[DragonLady1]

hm, there are these kind of men on the planet but well, they dont always live near... aye

 

[elzka]

And who above of all is not married

oh, thanks eos, i forgot that one...

 

[Allan]

What is this, manhater's club?

 

[elzka]

i dont hate men! quite the opposite actually... i just havent met many decent ones..

 

[sol83]

they just do what they know best. whine. *violins*

 

[elzka]

screw you.

 

[Eos]

they just do what they know best. whine. *violins*

I'm not whining, I'm just considering that some men got married to early
And you still didn't answer my question form the Anathema board about your bad experiences with Finns

 

[sol83]

i wouldn't call it bad. just confusing. but i bet most finns are good kids, just like elzka, even tho she just told me to screw meself.

 

[Eos]

i wouldn't call it bad. just confusing. but i bet most finns are good kids, just like elzka, even tho she just told me to screw meself.

 

[DragonLady1]

well, there can be idiots everywhere...

 

[elzka]

soooyry sol darling, dont you know screwing yourself can be fun..

 

[sol83]

maybe, but it's a bit hard to make it happen like...

 

[elzka]

what about using a screwdriver?