Dsm!!!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yeah,poor,poor dsm...but it's not like you don't already have loads of porn on your computer,so your not missing out on much
So...did you read any of the story yet or what?Just curious...

 

[Will Bozarth]

poooorrrrnnn *drool* ya, i read the first paragraph or so i gotta finish it up, but what i read so far is good... havent really had time to do it, running around, doin school work, etc, ill let ya know when i do tho

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Mm'kay,well,the story is at least several pages long,so I guess it'll be a pretty long time before you're finished.But you got the whole weekend ahead of you(and some type of winter break,I assume,at least that's the deal here),so I'm sure you'll find the time. And e-mail me your response when you're done reading it.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I wanna read more, Darkspot... I remember the one story you wrote, in which I died... Brilliant.

(I think I might post the Elbib someday... but I'll have to borrow someone's copy, 'cause I gave 'em all out and I think I forgot to fucking save it)

 

[Will Bozarth]

will do, im off from the 24th to the 3rd or somethin

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

GODDAMN HOLIDAYS!!!! "Santa" just came by on the firetruck for the THIRD FUCKING TIME.

Make the sirens stop. Now.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Originally posted by famousamoswillkillyou
I wanna read more, Darkspot... I remember the one story you wrote, in which I died... Brilliant.

(I think I might post the Elbib someday... but I'll have to borrow someone's copy, 'cause I gave 'em all out and I think I forgot to fucking save it)

The one in which you die... hmmm,I'm having a bit of trouble rememmbering that one.The one I sent dsm was about vampires(I have to be a bit more general,I know)...it's the one that was in the notebook which I lost then I found again.
About the Elbib,I can give you my copy back the next time I'm over at your house and then you can post it...how does that sound?But I can't see myself as having any time to do that in the near future.The first 2 days of vacation(or the weekend) I am being forced to do community service.Then on Monday I have to go shopping for my maternal spawner(aka Bible-thumping mother),you know,for that holiday celibrating the birth of some guy or something where everyone gets gifts...yeah,that one. Perhaps Tuesday?

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

You don't remember? The one where we go with Pumpkinhead and get killed? It was my favorite...

Tuesday is fine for me, you know I never have plans.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*ponders,ponders,ponders*
Oh yeah,now I remember what you're talking about.The one where we all die in the carbon monoxide chamber and there's the doctor that looks like Brownley and all of the jokes I put in there that no one got?Yeah...I think Pumpkinhead has the notebook that it's in,though.That book isn't safe in my house...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Hey, mind throwing a story my way? I'm out of shit to read, and I'd be interesting in seeing your fiction...myown_savior@hotmail.com. Thanks.

 

[Will Bozarth]

so what ya say, dnds? could i send it over to him?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yeah,sure dsm.Send it to him. Have you gotten to read it any further?

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Yeah, the carbon monoxide chamber! It's disturbingly satisfying to read about your own "death".

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

It's even more disturbingly satisfying to picture your own death...I'm sluched over the sink,my wrists under the faucet and the water running and turning dark red...fun...

 

[Captain Beard]

I found out my death won't happen for another 313,000 years... fucking perfect, huh? I die when a free radical particle strikes me in the head... fucking quarks.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I plan to make my death a big "fuck you" to all those who have given me a reason to kill myself.

 

[Captain Beard]

You have to die in battle, though, or no Valhalla for you.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Valhalla - deliverance! How've you ever forgotten me?

etc.

 

[neal]

thyrfing has a song called 'a moment in valhala'. thyrfing is funny.
-neal

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I wanna have my death on Pay Per View.