dude...I'm drunk
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I gotta do that sometime. Jack and I started mixing amaretto w/ apple cider, about half and half. Tastes great, kicks decent...just drink a lot of it.
Troyanasy
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If you are going for the "Alcoholocaust" kind of drunk, mix any booze with any other booze but keep a pail beside you at all times..
This drinking talk makes my wanna start drinking mega
This drinking talk makes my wanna start drinking mega
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Why would you mix Amaretto? Drink it staight, likewise, if you mix coffee brandy, what is the point of drinking it? And Jagermeister is the drink of Gods, I managed to hold down a fifth of it one time, all I remember is yelling and people trying to get me to shut up, good times.Pyrus said:
Listen, if you want to quit drinking try the following, drink Ice 101 and chase it with Whole Milk, keep a pukey bucket near you at all times.
I know you may be a lightweight Pyrus, but the only way to cure you of that is to shoot a fifth of JD or JB.
AjDeath
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Oh shit, i only had one glass of whiskey tea so far, but I think I finish off the bottle now.Troyanasy said:
Troyanasy
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Whats a fifth?
Is that like a 26 once bottle?
here in Canadastrophy, we have mickeys (12 once)
26 once, 40 once and 60 once bottles.
Is that like a 26 once bottle?
here in Canadastrophy, we have mickeys (12 once)
26 once, 40 once and 60 once bottles.
I gotta mix the shit I steal from my parents to make it last longer, cause otherwise I'll have to take more and they'll notice it's gone.
Yeah, I think next time we'll try to get our hands on JD...my dad's got some authentic, straight-from-the-blue-grass-fields Kentucky Bourbon, but he'd notice if any of that was missing, and then he'd feed me to a shark or something.
Yeah, I think next time we'll try to get our hands on JD...my dad's got some authentic, straight-from-the-blue-grass-fields Kentucky Bourbon, but he'd notice if any of that was missing, and then he'd feed me to a shark or something.
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
A fifth is 750 mL, I have no idea how many ounces this is, from judging by the size of the bottle, it is about one quart.Troyanasy said:
@Pyrus, do you have any older friends who could buy for you? I know I would but I live in ME
It is too bad, todays youth are wasting their drunk time with Kahlua, FOR SHAME PARENTS OF AMERICA, FOR SHAME!
Troyanasy
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We're workin on it, AJ. There's always the hobo trick, but that's kinda unreliable. I think I might be able to get this dude at Stanford to buy when he's up in the city, though.
Sure, Troy, hook it up.
Last year when school started, this dude saw my eczema (occasional elbow sores, not contagious) and thought it was track marks, and started telling everyone I was a junkie. I wish I hadn't dispelled the rumors; now it's just sort of a running gag (cause I'm in the writing department, and depressed writers are the archetypical horse users).
Sure, Troy, hook it up.
Last year when school started, this dude saw my eczema (occasional elbow sores, not contagious) and thought it was track marks, and started telling everyone I was a junkie. I wish I hadn't dispelled the rumors; now it's just sort of a running gag (cause I'm in the writing department, and depressed writers are the archetypical horse users).
Troyanasy
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Crystal meth users look like they have eczema
That shit in crystal meth has no other way of getting out of your body but through pours - skin
Crack Whores are fun and easy to talk to, and about
That shit in crystal meth has no other way of getting out of your body but through pours - skin
Crack Whores are fun and easy to talk to, and about
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
I have a t-shirt that says, "I only date crack whores." I wore it to my last family re-union.Troyanasy said:
Troyanasy
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Did you get a date??AjDeath said:
haha
A member of our fave band likes Canadian crack whores...
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Troyanasy said:
No, but there are some distant cousins from NY that I would have fucked the shit out of, I don't care if they are related to me, I see hot woman, I FUCK!
China White IS good. Could be a bit heavier, though.
I think once you get beyond 2nd or 3rd cousin it's pretty much ethically acceptable, and you can legally marry your cousin in some states. I think I may live in one of them.
I think once you get beyond 2nd or 3rd cousin it's pretty much ethically acceptable, and you can legally marry your cousin in some states. I think I may live in one of them.
Troyanasy
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haha, your alright Aj,., hahahahaAjDeath said:
"A hole's a hole, as long as it has some heat in it"
From the Jerky Boy's CD. A jokes a joke...as long as it has some humor in it
Lighten up Ferby
