Dumbass 'o the Week Thread

Wealthy White Woman Gets Cold Feet about Marriage, runs away, at first claims she was kidnapped, causes many dozens of thousands of dollars in police, search funds....D U M B A S S

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hey bitch, why are you covering your head with a blanket?? WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
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we've been having to look at your google-eyed mug for a week.

goddam people like this piss me off .
 
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Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA) talks with The Raw Story about, oh, this and that...

On Curious George: "The only actual news that he reads is the sports section. All the national news, all the opinions that he gets have been filtered, and it goes to his daily briefing that has already been pre-screened to give him what he wants to read. He doesn't read any books, and he doesn't talk with people that don't already agree with him. He's surrounded himself with ideological sycophants. And the biggest ass-kisser of all is Dick Cheney."
 
Dude the ban on Cuban cigars is seriously one of the stupidest things ever. We'll sell arms to Iran and Coca-cola to Ho Chi Minh, but DON'T YOU DARE BUY A CIGAR FROM HERR CASTRO.
 
lizard said:
dude, I agree....I was pointing out this tool's hypocrisy.

personally, I think if we normalized relations with Cuba, Castro's government would fall quickly, once the Cubanos began to get a taste of economic honey. That place would turn into a resort (just like it was in the 50s) so quickly your head would spin.
No shit man, I think the US gov't was counting on Castro dying a long time ago, but now that he hasn't we certainly won't back down so have to keep this bullshit drape of BAD NASTY COMMUNISM up, even though we've been trading with China for years (GM is getting read to open up a plant over there even).

Castro: "Joo know, those Americans ain't so bad, they even have a street named after me in San Francisco!"
*aid whispers to him*
Castro: "It's full of WHAT?!?!"

:lol: x2498579428769874yuklj4jlks98y42uoiljks78924974
 
Have you seen that Simpsons?! It's one of the best ever. Burns stole a trillion dollar bill years back, and when the gov't enlists Homer to snitch on him, he realizes the gov't sucks so the two along with Smithers head to Cuba to buy it and start a new country.

Castro: "Do you think I could hold that trillion dollar bill?"
Burns: "Oh... I don't know..."
Homer: "Mr. Buuuurns, I think you can trust the president of Cuba!"
*hands over bill*
Burns: "Okay, now give it back."
Castro: "Give what back."

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Heart Patient Dies After 2400-mile Bike Trek

Oh my fucking god I laughed so hard when I read this headline, that's terrible!

ANDERSON, Ind. - A man who took up bicycling after bypass surgery gave him a second chance at life died of a heart attack the day after completing a 2,400-mile, cross-country trip.

Broc Bebout, a 57-year-old retired engineer, died Thursday on the van drive back to his home in Anderson, about 25 miles northeast of Indianapolis, one day after completing the bicycle ride from Carlsbad, Calif., to Brunswick, Ga.

His wife, Patricia Brinkman, said bicycling became Bebout's ticket to nearly 20 years of good health after quadruple-bypass surgery at age 39. He also learned to eat right and take care of himself, she said.

Bebout and another man closed their eyes for naps during the drive home after discussing heart rate monitors and other equipment, said Janech Davenport, director of Wandering Wheels, the cycling group that organized the trip.

The van driver later looked in the rearview mirror, and saw Bebout's eyes were open.

"He was struggling, not breathing," Davenport said. "His spirit was gone. Whatever made Broc was gone."

In an e-mail to his wife Wednesday before a celebratory steak dinner, Bebout described what the trip had meant to him: "An incredible experience with incredible people."

"It was a trip of a lifetime," Brinkman said. "We all have a list of things we like to say we did. That was right up there at the top."

Pat Miller, a retired Anderson University health professor who also was among about 30 people on the cross-country ride, said Bebout was taking medication for his heart and for arthritis and had been coughing for a couple of weeks.

"He had days he was very good and seemed strong, and he had days he felt like a lot of us did, slower, took longer to get in," Miller said.

I feel sorta bad now, sorta. :loco: