Dutchy callin in from Mexico

My sister said, "Mexico smells like diapers." Maybe you're visiting the same area?
Feel better, get some chonch!
 
Probably the food...it has a tendency to have so much garlic and everything spicy that it can tear you up if you are not used to it! Just stick to the bottled water and you will be fine. Beer works too!
 
The strip clubs are ver out going. Just don't fuck anty of em!!!! Those ho's have more disease thn Sadams ass! A friend of mine went down there with me a few years back. He licked this hores pusy and got ghonoria (did I spell that right) Of the mouth!
 
I used go drinking in TJ. A long time ago Slayer played down there I think. Primer666 is right the professional ladies are known for their diseases. I also had a freind eat some girl out while she was performing on stage. I think he got lucky and didn't catch anything. I would stick to the college girls down there.
 
get through this weeknd very well, me and my bro had lots to drink and really enjoyed it, too bad the place is flooded with mexicans showing off in theire crappy old cars, what is this parade weekend!!and stop asking me if I like weed, I'm from Hollanda Paco, we eat that shit for breakfast!!
 
FUCK YOU! FUCKIN' RACISTS! YOU COME TO MEXICO BECAUSE YOU CAN´T DRINK AT HOME, FUCKIN´EUROPEANS, REMEMBER THE REASON OF THE BIG DESEASES THERE (la peste negra)? BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SHOWER, DID NOT CLEAN YOUR ASSES, AND YOU SAID MEXICO SMELLS? FUCK YOU!

P.S. The Mexicas and Mayans use to have useful water to drink & SHOWER when your kings peed and shit in the straits or wherever they felt like. Fuckers.
 
HUMBERT said:
FUCK YOU! FUCKIN' RACISTS! YOU COME TO MEXICO BECAUSE YOU CAN´T DRINK AT HOME, FUCKIN´EUROPEANS, REMEMBER THE REASON OF THE BIG DESEASES THERE (la peste negra)? BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SHOWER, DID NOT CLEAN YOUR ASSES, AND YOU SAID MEXICO SMELLS? FUCK YOU!

P.S. The Mexicas and Mayans use to have useful water to drink & SHOWER when your kings peed and shit in the straits or wherever they felt like. Fuckers.

Glad to see you know your history so well, as it wasn't the Dutch that went to Mexico, it was mainly the Spainish & Portuguese.

So yeah, keep on talking ignorant shit :)
 
Fucking chill dude. Just because I said the working ladies have diseases doesn't mean I'm a racisit. Anytime you have sex especially with a professionsal you're at risk of catching a disease.
 
cam said:
Glad to see you know your history so well, as it wasn't the Dutch that went to Mexico, it was mainly the Spainish & Portuguese.

So yeah, keep on talking ignorant shit :)

O.K. I don't want to take this any longer but, where did I say the dutch came to Mexico?

Learn to read well. :cool:
 
HUMBERT said:
O.K. I don't want to take this any longer but, where did I say the dutch came to Mexico?

Learn to read well. :cool:

Obviously, Dutchy came to Mexico to have fun and get fucked up. He said the place smells like shit. So what? It's just an honest observation.

Dutchy, when are you coming to DC? We'll have some fine herbs sprinkled on top of our cereal for breakfast!!
 
You can't judge a country just for one city!!
Not all Mexico is like that.
And you have to take care of the places you eat and drink everytime you go to another country.
I did get hepatitis in my last trip to the U.S. ( Detroit City) for just drink water from the shower!!


And for the weather, we can't do anything "our" mother nature is foolin' around with us for a while!!!