E-Bortion and Nad = Gay and Lying

[E-bortion]

whats this shit about double posting? thats ridicurous.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

what the penis?

 

[NAD]

also there are some forums where your high post count gives you some sort of status symbol, like the more you blab the more intelligent you are.

obviously in a case like me, it's pretty opposite.

 

[EdenKriss]

how come this thread has so many posts so fast?

 

[E-bortion]

See, I'm just waiting until I get a chance to touch myself. Until then the boredom keeps me posting. I HAVE WHISKEY TONIGHT!!!! WHOS DRINKING WITH ME??

 

[E-bortion]

how come this thread has so many posts so fast?

because its possessed by satan

 

[NAD]

i have like 1.2 oz. of whisky left, sucks.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

how come this thread has so many posts so fast?

It's because we touch ourselves at night

 

[E-bortion]

i have like 1.2 oz. of whisky left, sucks.

What a tease man. Drink listerine! [/hopingyoudontdothesamestupidshitididforalaugh]

 

[NAD]

alright ya'll have fun, i need to go read a book and listen to sunn O)#(#@) now.

e-bortion, i hope you reach 1000 posts by the time i choke it again tonight.

 

[Dark One]

Which reminds me, I need to put an obnoxiously oversize image in my sig sometime soon.

Nooooooooooo, I HATE those, LOL

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[Dark One]

Wow, I'm not even really in this thread and I have the top posts on pages 2 and 3. Freaky! Like Dole's Apple Juice.

 

[E-bortion]

3 pages, wow, this things growing faster than my erection (Zod made me hard)

 

[EdenKriss]

It's because we touch ourselves at night

no way, i do that all the time anyway.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Thusly!

 

[EdenKriss]

because its possessed by satan

who?

 

[E-bortion]

who?

santana*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that's a nickname for Stan who runs the local tavern.

 

[Demonspell]

damn, this thread is sprouting a huge boner...the time between the first and last post on page 2: 7 minutes.