Emily... Shitting on someone before marriage?

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

So the bible says nothing about leaving a steamer on someones chest prior to a holy union, so how do you feel about it? Would you leave or receive a chunky log without forcing the other to tie the knot?

 

[neal]

this is a legit question

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I'll allow this line of questioning...


Also, what about anal? You'll still be a virgin. Virtue intact and all that jazz.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'll allow this line of questioning...


Also, what about anal? You'll still be a virgin. Virtue intact and all that jizz.

.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Really, what does constitute as sex? Kissing is okay, right? What about tongue kissing? Groping, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs, titty sucking, ass licking? Where do you draw the line?

I have a feeling she's not going to answer this, but I do seriously want to know. Do you get to have any fun in a "wholesome" relationship, or is it really just holding hands and pecks on the cheek until you tie the knot?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hey stay on topic here, we're talkin scat play!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Well I have a feeling the answer to that's gonna be no.

But I really do want to know what kind of premarital activities are acceptable to Jesus.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

SHIT ON ME JESUS

 

[Kvlt Wench]

But here's the thing... what if you do stay "pure" and do that whole promise ring thing with somebody, and then once you're married you find out he wants to shit on you? Then what? Sex is a big part of a relationship, and I don't understand ignoring it as a factor in a potential spouse.

But that's just me, I'm buzzed and sexually deprived.

 

[Captain Beard]

Have more beer and buy a dildo!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm drinking margaritas, and I don't need a dildo.

 

[Captain Beard]

I... hmm. Wait... oh. OHHHHHHHHH. Carry on then!



Where is that couch...

 

[Psychonaut]

What an odd relationship. Play dates irl then this online...

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I fucked a Nightelf Mohawk

 

[Kvlt Wench]

These margaritas aren't nearly as good as the ones that Julz makes. Where's my Mexican when I need him?

 

[Captain Beard]

He's probably out working in some field.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

or fucking white girls...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey I'm the only white girl he's fucking.

 

[EricT]

I think the bigger question is if you spread the shit with your ass cheeks post-steamer and the image of the Virgin Mary were to appear in said shit... would the act then be considered a sacred one?

 

[Captain Beard]

Hey I'm the only white girl he's fucking.

We apologize. Frank meant MEXICAN girls.