Emily... Shitting on someone before marriage?

[Lord Foul]

Nothing will fuck up a person's sex life like a religious upbringing.

 

[EricT]

Nothing will fuck up a person's sex life like a religious upbringing.

I dunno... getting your cock chopped off or your vag welded shut at age 3 would affect it a bit more I think.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Can we get back to the topic at hand?

 

[EricT]

Eric had the right idea.

A once in a lifetime spectacle guys! STAY TUNED.

Edit: You changed your post you fuck.

 

[Lord Foul]

Couldn't be on record agreeing with you

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha he post jumped me, and i figured it was easier to just delete it then go back and add the quote of his original post!

 

[EricT]

So anyway... whats the ruling on cream-pies shaped like Jesus?

 

[Lord Foul]

Most of modern American Christianity is pretty relaxed about what heterosexual married folk do in the privacy of their bedroom. I don't think there are enough people into scat that it's an issue very often.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thats the question though, what about premarital poopy fun?!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I'd give Max the ole' reach around

 

[Lord Foul]

I was mostly responding to Isabel, but my understanding is that officially you aren't even supposed to kiss on the lips before marriage. What is acceptable is obviously going to differ a bit from church to church and family to family.

 

[derek]

Chastising people for having natural feelings is undeniably unnatural. I don't see anything particularly noble in the atypical Christian understanding of sexual relationships and marital relations. In actual fact I consider it a huge pile of bollocks.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

pile of bollocks.

Oh what I wouldn't give to hear you say this with your accent now <3


and for the record Izabel: I am soooooo buying you a drink next time I see you hahahaha

 

[derek]

Women swoon.

 

[Anvil]

This thread is a whole lot of win. Now we just need answers.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Thinking of how awesome sex is, I find it astonishing that some people CHOOSE to avoid it!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

so you would poop on someone before marriage, karen?

 

[Anvil]

Thinking of how awesome sex is, I find it astonishing that some people CHOOSE to avoid it!!!

QFT.

Believing that any God would want his creation to avoid the most primal of acts that we have, is insane. You'd think any God would want his creation to enjoy themselves, no?

 

[Lord Foul]

Violence is also primal behavior. Should we assume that this hypothetical god also wants us to kill and maim our brethren?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No, thats the work of Satan, obviously.