EMO HAIRCUTS!

Final_Product said:
^ :lol:

Killer black eye, btw.
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Full story:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36473.

Excerpt:
Soon after we were married I came home stinking and drunk from a boy's night out. I smelled of booze, tobacco and cheep perfume, and my wife started chirping off about it. Without saying a word, I just reared back and slugged her in the gut. She went down like the twin towers. My wife didn't have too much to chirp about after that let me tell ya.
 
You are an unequivocally dissolute wretch and a preposterous, dull-witted lamentable mistake by your parents. Fuck you.
 
DarkStEaLtH233 said:
You are an unequivocally dissolute wretch and a preposterous, dull-witted lamentable mistake by your parents. Fuck you.
You're a crusty, sand-ridden cunt with blood dripping out...menstruating the remainder any possible sense of humor you may have had.
 
awesome... in about 3 months my hair will look just like that... Is there any way to skip the middle phase and just have it long? :loco: