Ever get hit on by some hot chick, and totally miss it?

[NAD]

I'm kicking myself right now, I was in like Flynn with that chick at Trader Joe's and realized it 10 seconds too late. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........

Fuckit I'm going back there tonight, say I forgot to buy yams or something.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

No, because only fat black chicks are attracted to me.


...I wish I weren't serious.

 

[Erik]

^ × 3498

That's what you get for not worshipping Bathory.

 

[NAD]

No, because only fat black chicks are attracted to me.


...I wish I weren't serious.

I've gotten that too, any time I see a fat black chick working at Del Taco I know the opportunity for lovin' is nigh. Then I get a little sick, then I eat my fuckin' burrito.

 

[Erik]

Racist!

 

[General Zod]

All the time. Woman are constantly hitting on me. It can be frustrating sometimes. It's like, "Hey, I have a brain too, I'm not just a hard body whose devastatingly handsome". But they never seem to get the message.

Zod

 

[NAD]

Zod, yeah dude totally. I mean sure I might walk around with my pants down and a shirt that says I EAT PUSSY but dammit, I'm a human being, not some piece of meat!

Erik, whoa, fat is a race now? God damn these PC 90's. Wait...!

 

[Erik]

You mean "horizontally challenged"

 

[NAD]

In order to make up for this severe lack in judgment, I think I'm going to hook up with a self-proclaimed Beer Bitch tonight (she's a bartender).

NAD needs to get laid, almost as much as lurch.

 

[KILL TULLY]

THRASSSHH 'TILLL DEAAAATHHHHHHHHH

 

[J.]

Dude, thrash sucks.

Didn't you get that memo?

 

[NAD]

Whoa, I think Tully finally went around the bend.

 

[spaffe]

My meager history of girl relations actually includes such an episode... hm, yes it's pretty damn annoying come to think of it; she liked me, I liked her but didn't realize she was interested since I was too drunk/daft :zombie:

 

[lurch70]

In order to make up for this severe lack in judgment, I think I'm going to hook up with a self-proclaimed Beer Bitch tonight (she's a bartender).

NAD needs to get laid, almost as much as lurch.

yeah, it's a sad world in this part of Dodge.

the outlook for this weekend:

TONIGHT: party in Manhattan ... one of my old schoolmates is belly dancing (this is her www.siradancer.com) and she wants to get fucked up afterwards.

TOMORROW: ride upstate NY in afternoon, one of my friends wants me to meet a 30 year old blonde fiesty, executive type chick from Ohio, recent transplant to NYC and she is lonely ... and hopefully horny.

TOMORROW NIGHT: goign out dancing with a friends and 3 sherpas (yes, Tibetan chicks)

SUNDAY: Big time barbecue with my old reliable Czech crew and sluty girls.


Chances of scoring if you are NOT lurch ... 100%
Chances of scoring if you ARE lurch ... a hell of a lot less

 

[KILL TULLY]

she has a nice belly

 

[lurch70]

she has a nice belly

... yes, she is a "belly" dancer afterall!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Ever get hit on by some hot chick, and totally miss it?

YES happens to everyone

 

[lurch70]

I'm kicking myself right now, I was in like Flynn with that chick at Trader Joe's and realized it 10 seconds too late. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........

Fuckit I'm going back there tonight, say I forgot to buy yams or something.

so wait ... did I miss another thread with this Trader Joe's story?
do tell

 

[NAD]

Nah, that's about it. We were doing typical store banter (Trader Joe employees are always talkative, which is cool), and she asked "any big plans for the weekend?" and might as well have been winking at me. GOD DAMMIT.

But now I'm glad I didn't tell her I was heading to RBC, the local pub, because the Beer Bitch is meeting me down there tonight. That would be slick, hook up with two chicks for the first time at the SAME time. I know I'm not smooth enough to ever get that one to work.

 

[lurch70]

fuck it go for both ... call em both down, you got nothing to lose. this way they'll fight over you. the best thing is sometimes to do things without thinking ... or just do it just to stir shit up ... makes things more interesting.