Ever get hit on by some hot chick, and totally miss it?

[NAD]

Shit dude you're right. Either way I know the TJ chick's name, said so on my receipt: Marissa B. Gonna head there this weekend or maybe tonight, fuckit.

Good luck scoring this weekend, I'll like, bless my khrum or something for you.... uhhhhh... yeah.

 

[lurch70]

Shit dude you're right. Either way I know the TJ chick's name, said so on my receipt: Marissa B. Gonna head there this weekend or maybe tonight, fuckit.

Good luck scoring this weekend, I'll like, bless my khrum or something for you.... uhhhhh... yeah.

just go for the Tj's babe ... go tonight. be a NAD !!!

as far as me ... thanks for the hram blessing ... I will treat scoring as a big surprise if it happens ... kinda like ... huh? (scratches head). otherwise I am just going to enjoy myself ... fuck all this pressure

 

[NAD]

hahaha, be a NAD, nice.

this is hilarious in a "what, stalker, me?" way

If it was in another context of course

"Hi, Marissa, uhhh, I was in the neighborhood because I ran out of...... beets, and I uhhh... MARRY ME OR I'LL KILL MYSELF RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!!!!111/1111!1121"

 

[ProgMetalFan]

ohhh... I love Trader Joe's... wish there was one in my town

 

[Evil_Legend]

This happened to me a few times when I was younger and intimidated by girls. Now that I'm not intimidated.... sadly it hasn't happened. I'm not that bad looking! I think it's my shaved head, but I don't want to grow my hair back. I've gotten so used to doing nothing and never having to waste time and money at the barber shop.

 

[Hell Mike]

I've got long hair and that's probably BECAUSE I haven't been to the barber shop for some five-six years or so. General public, please don't make this a gay "how I care my hair"-thread now, thanks in advance.

 

[KILL TULLY]

So, how do you care for your hair?

 

[Hell Mike]

I cut a few inches last week actually because I've heard that's good, I do it every six months/year or so and I'm not very good at it. Thanks for asking. I also comb it every now and then.

 

[NAD]

Holy fucking shit dudes.

THE BEER BITCH IS HOT AS FUCK.

She met me down at the pub, now I'm drunk as fuck and have to take a shit, and then I have to go see her at her work so I can score some skull, or at least a phone number or something. HOLY BALSLS.

 

[Mormagil]

Once, but she was pretty trashed

 

[lurch70]

Holy fucking shit dudes.

THE BEER BITCH IS HOT AS FUCK.

She met me down at the pub, now I'm drunk as fuck and have to take a shit, and then I have to go see her at her work so I can score some skull, or at least a phone number or something. HOLY BALSLS.

hehehehe ... go do the NAD ... show'em your tities or somethin'

me ... Friday night ... Striiiiike One ... although there is some very good chance with the belly dnacer :hotjump:

 

[NAD]

Holy f7ucking ballz this chick rocks, went to see her at her pub, I said "I need a beer" and she said "here's a Boddingtons" then I said "I need a cigar too" and she gave me a Fuente. Then I ran out of beer and said I need more and she said "here you go"

Cost = ZERO JEW TOKENS.

So I bought a pack of smokes and gave her a hefty tip. Gonna give her the tip of something else if I play my cards right.

 

[NAD]

Oh yeah she had some HIUUUUUUUUUUUUUGe titities omg wtf.

Okay fuck this, I;'m out.

 

[Henrik Main]

About a year ago, I was hit on by the hottest girl EVER, without really realising that she in fact WAS hitting on me before it was too late. It could've been a hot sex0r relationship, but it all resulted in that she got back together with her boyfriend and that we're just friends now

But as I just mentioned, I'm a RUSS now, so scoring will be the easiest thing ever. Went to the Russ kick-off party last night, and was hit on by three different girls, didn't want to score with any of those though. However, I signed (yes, with a pen) a couple of very nice tits and it led to other stuff etc. Crimson Velvet may fill me in on what a russ actually is, if not I may have to write a short essay on the subject myself.

 

[Erik]

Does it have anything to do with being a h0m0?

 

[Henrik Main]

No, it has something to do with graduating from upper secondary school. It's simply an excuse for partying as much as possible from April 29 to May 17.

I love the ones who spend 1 000 000 NOK on sound systems in their Russe-buses:

http://www.ekstase05.no/Ekstase05.html

http://www.thecrib05.com/

 

[Erik]

Bah. If that were me, I'd go home and listen to Skepticism and have nothing to do with all those other cunts. And I did! OH WHEE I GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL SUPAR PARTY!!! No.

 

[Henrik Main]

I was really skeptical in the beginning too, but this does actually kick severe amounts of ass, apart from the music. The girls are super hot and very willing, plus we can listen to metal before the parties themselves (@ the supar vorspiels). Some dude actually brought along his entire Iron Maiden and Manowar ill: ) collection to the vorspiel last night. Pics to come!

 

[Erik]

I never get hit on by anyone because every time I'm out among people I want to punch them in the fucking face and go home cause everyone is being so fucking stupid. Haha. When I graduated, I drank half a bottle of Jägermeister, bought a hot dog, went home and slept.

Manowar "Hail to England" is pretty cool. ONLY I KNOW WHY: EACH DAWN I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie

EDIT: When we were in Stockholm to see Kreator, me and fotmbm got totally hit on by a couple of stupid Stockholm chix, but they totally suxed so I just smiled and told them that everyone in Stockholm was a h0m0, eventually they left

 

[Henrik Main]

Yeah, but you Swedes are fairies with only ONE huge party, we've got a party every single night for 18 days, plus our red outfits with sexual explicit messages from friends and foes written on them. Maximum respect to your way of celebrating, though.

Manowar was pretty gay and crap as usual tbh, it was actually a relief when he cranked up "The Wicker Man" after the Manowar session. Never thought I'd enjoy an Iron Maiden song as immensely as I did yesterday.

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EDIT: When we were in Stockholm to see Kreator, me and fotmbm got totally hit on by a couple of stupid Stockholm chix, but they totally suxed so I just smiled and told them that everyone in Stockholm was a h0m0, eventually they left

That was pretty killer.