Ever get hit on by some hot chick, and totally miss it?

[Henrik Main]

That must be like totally expensive, what with your ULTRA EXPENSIVE NORWEGIAN BOOZE & BEER.

Heavy metal & thrash metal terror is at its very best intoxicated, well at least slightly beered.

Aye, it's indeed expensive, but being the spoiled kids we are, we get quite a lot of money from family & friends to buy beer and stuff for. It's more scary with the Oslo guys spending 40 000 NOK (about $ 6370) on BUSES.

Your last statement is pretty much correct.

So that one chick was like "lol what's your favourite band then?" and I was like "dude ima not tell you cause whatever the fuck i say you wouldn't know cause it isn't like guns n roses" and she's like "well try me" and i was like "ok BATHORY" and shes like "..." and i was like "see, i told you." Then Mike stole a glass of Guinness off the bar counter and proceeded to spill it all over the table.

 

[Nico]

Man, there's something about cold weather that makes women like, 5000% hotter. Must be the red cheeks or something. If I ever meet a girl I feel like spending the rest of my life with, we're moving to fucking Antarctica.

 

[Vilden]

I just smiled and told them that everyone in Stockholm was a h0m0, eventually they left

except me ofcourse.

 

[Hell Mike]

except me ofcourse.

...


Actually I think it was a shame that Erik scared them off (no, it had nothing to do with the glass of beer I spilled on 'em) because I would have loved to put my penis inside one of them

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Early last semester, my roommate was wearing his WASP "Fuck Like A Beast" shirt, and this hot chick walked up and asked him "So, like, what do you mean by your shirt?" And he completely fucking pissed it away–he was like "Oh, well, it's a song. Metal. You know."

I wanted to cry.

 

[Demilich]

Early last semester, my roommate was wearing his WASP "Fuck Like A Beast" .

that song fuckin smokes! I just found a copy of the gold 12'' EP that came out with "Fuck Like A Beast" on one side and "Show No Mercy" on the other side!

on topic: I can count the number of girls in my life who have hit on me on... 1 hand! But once, when I was like 13 or something, a REALLY HOT girl who i'd been covertly checking out for a few minutes (at a public swimming pool, this was) came up to me and asked me to go talk to her significantly less hot friend, who had apparently been checking ME out. I, being incredibly stupid and incapable of interacting with women, politely declined. I regreted it for the many lonely, single years to follow.

 

[Henrik Main]

So Lurch, done any scoring yet?

 

[lurch70]

hehehe ... Firday night was a wash, but had a really good time.

Saturday, the chick I was supposed to meet during the day, was sick so I did not go upstate (actually she does not even know that this is a hook up ... her friends were going to have a party and invite her and just kinda see if me an her click).
Last night I did not go dancing ... was too beat from Friday.

All I have left is this barbecue in a few hours ... this is promising ... but the weather kinda sucks and raining ... actually this is not bad, will move things indoors

 

[Crimson Velvet]

The russ fuckin' sucks! I hate them all!


I especially hate those who throws eggs and shit... Us teachers are so horribly unpopular from the first of may until after the 17th.

 

[Henrik Main]

The russ fuckin' sucks! I hate them all!


I especially hate those who throws eggs and shit... Us teachers are so horribly unpopular from the first of may until after the 17th.

Aye, I hate the ones who think it's fun to throw eggs and stuff at others, I also dislike those who're only in it for the vandalism, and of course those who think "WOW I'M DRESSED IN A RED OUTFIT, THAT MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FECK I WANT, I'M ALSO A FUNNY REBEL, WATCH ME DO MAD STUFF SUCH AS PRETENDING MY TOOTHBRUSH IS A DOG!". Myself, I'm only in it for the girls and the laughs

 

[Erik]

Eh, better than pretending your dog is a toothbrush.

 

[Henrik Main]

Eh, better than pretending your dog is a toothbrush.

Not necessarily. That would actually have been highly entertaining and original, at least in comparison to the stuff you have to do if you want a "prize" in your russe-hat:

If you have sex with someone outdoors, you get a "kongle" (don't know the English word for it, sorry) in your hat:

And if you drink 10 beers while running around a football pitch, you get a miniature football in your hat, etc. Not my idea of fun tbh, because everyone's like "HI GUYZ LOOK AT ME I'M A REBEL BECAUSE I DO SILLY THINGS IN ORDER TO GET STUFF IN MY HAT LOL "

 

[Erik]

That's silly indeed... It's called a "cone", as in "pine cone"... Or kotte in teh Swedish omg

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Aye, I hate the ones who think it's fun to throw eggs and stuff at others, I also dislike those who're only in it for the vandalism, and of course those who think "WOW I'M DRESSED IN A RED OUTFIT, THAT MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FECK I WANT, I'M ALSO A FUNNY REBEL, WATCH ME DO MAD STUFF SUCH AS PRETENDING MY TOOTHBRUSH IS A DOG!". Myself, I'm only in it for the girls and the laughs

Many of 'em (especially the muslims, mind you) have some extremely strict rules at home, and are more or less never allowed to do anything. I think that's the reason so many of them behaves so incredibly retarded during these painful weeks. Thankfully, there's only eight or so full school days during this period.

 

[Henrik Main]

That's silly indeed... It's called a "cone", as in "pine cone"... Or kotte in teh Swedish omg

Your knowledge of the English language is both excessive and insane. I am not worthy.

I thought this was a cone, ahahahhahaha:

Edit:

Many of 'em (especially the muslims, mind you) have some extremely strict rules at home, and are more or less never allowed to do anything. I think that's the reason so many of them behaves so incredibly retarded during these painful weeks. Thankfully, there's only eight or so full school days during this period.

Yeah, I think you're right there. I also feel that the average Joes - the grey, boring persons who noone really pays attention to - feel that this is their chance of showing how crazy and funny they are. It's both embarassing and painful to watch the "geeks" run around in the streets with a beer in the one hand and their own penis in the other hand.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

And if a girl have sex with forteen guys in forteen days, she gets a "Rimi" bag, I think. Some nowadays teens are horribly slutty.

 

[KILL TULLY]

And if a girl have sex with forteen guys in forteen days, she gets a "Rimi" bag, I think. Some nowadays teens are horribly slutty.

Dude Norway RULES!

 

[Nico]

I thought this was a cone, ahahahhahaha:

Road cone/witches hat

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Early last semester, my roommate was wearing his WASP "Fuck Like A Beast" shirt, and this hot chick walked up and asked him "So, like, what do you mean by your shirt?" And he completely fucking pissed it away–he was like "Oh, well, it's a song. Metal. You know."

I wanted to cry.

This story gets a repeat mention. Damn, dude, that sucks.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

NO ,I have never not been able to pick up on a girls innuendos, because anytime I talk to any chick who seems mildly interested I asked them after about ten minutes of conversation if they wanna give me head. 3 outta ten times I got head. I figured it was worth it. Since I have a girlfriend now, I know when a chick is flirting but I just ignore it and think of what it would probably be like if they gave me head. As a general consensus fat chicks give the best head, probably because they know it may be a while before they get anymore attention. Skinny girls are to much trouble and think they are all that because they are skinny , but if you act like your not interested then they wonder why and wanna give you head. Either way I have learned to make it a win / win situation. My Gf now gives goddess like head. Sometimes I actually wish i was dead immediately after so i didnt have to come back into the real world andrealize how much it sucks. Thank god for swallowers. I always managed a way to ask a girl if they have ever given head. If they say no then I proceed to tell them how much I like to go down on girls, then they get curious. Then we end up alone, then I get head, then I get up and leave. Being a professional bag pipe player for seven years and playing for the president ( which is true) are always good stories to throw in. Chicks love musicians.