Ever get your genitalia caught in your zipper?

xenophobe

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That hasn't happened to me for a long time, though I'm sure it's had to have happened to someone recently.... :lol:

Very painful to get grazed by a zipper...

Err... one time I even threw a ciggarette butt into the toilet while sitting on it, and unfortunately it hit the head of my shaft on the way down... talk about pain, and how to explain the blister to the GF after that happened! :eek:
 
Ouch! :( That hurts just thinking about it!

There are many ways that a person can accidently hurt themselves though!

Ever ride a horse half the day and then come home bow legged because you wore shorts and not Levi's Jeans... Plus because you took a pounding from that fast paced trot... your fanny gets a rash too. Ugh that hurt!

:(
 
Hasn't happened for ages, has only happened with Jeans.

It really isn't cool...
 
my friend wrote a paper about htis for school... he referred to his "genitalia" as his "twig and berries"... just wanted to share that
 
Originally posted by Thorns of Sorrow
Yep, there was blood everywhere, and I had to get rushed to the emrgency room, earlier this year in fact. I blacked out from the pain cuz Im a pussy.

:OMG: Oh shit! :eek: Damn dude... Ouch. Hope everything is working alright...