Everyone has to do this!

[spawn]

http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/
Go here and do the test!!

Im............. Elizabeth Bathory!

Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.

Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.
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They forgot to mention it has to be VIRGIN women that get killed. Please see the Bathory trilogy by Kamelot on the album Karma for more information


Thats pretty funny. Im off to find some virgins.

 

[phlogiston]

Congratulations, you're Jack the Ripper!

Perhaps the most famous serial killer ever, you placed fear into the heart of Victorian London in 1888. You prey upon prostitutes; while they lift their skirts for you, you seize their throats and strangle them. Then you lower them to the ground and cut their throats; perhaps, if you feel like it, you'll slice out a kidney or cut open a leg.

The next morning, the body will be in the open for all the world to see; the newspapers will echo the screaming out on the cobbled streets.

 

[dreamwatch]

"The Evil Criminal Test

Congratulations, you're Imelda Marcos!

You're famous for your shoes (enough that you eventually opened an entire museum of them), and sometimes lauded as a celebrity. But underneath, you're still the woman who spent billions of dollars of money stolen from the Filipino population; theft that lead to extreme poverty.

Your husband, Ferdinand Marco, stole well over $5 billion, and plunged the entire country into heavier and heavier debt. Your response? Spend it. Spend it all.

Even when you claim to have reformed, sources estimate that you illegally hold $12 billion worth of shares. I guess luxury's just your style."


That's just fucking sad.

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by dreamwatch
That's just fucking sad.

 

[9mm]

Originally posted by spawn
Im off to find some virgins.

I have no doubt that you are.

I'm Jack the Ripper.

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by 9mm

I have no doubt that you are.

Sadly I had no luck, they wanted someone with more experience for the job

 

[Wrathchild]

Woo-HOOOOO!!!!

"When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide..."


Congratulations, you're Charles Manson!

Mad as a hatter and friend of Beach Boy Dennis Wilson, you believe that the Beatles song Helter Skelter is indicative of a coming race war, where the "blackies" will win. You also consider yourself a talented folksinger.

You have amassed a group of female followers known as The Family, who perform killings for you and look upon you as if you were Jesus Christ. You have sex with each and every one of them, and encourage them to have sex with each other, but they're most famous for killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate.

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wrote a Beach Boys song and killed Roman Polanski's wife.

Remember, kiddies, Wrathy loves you

W

 

[Kem]

I am Imelda too. We're twins, Dreamy

 

[Ralphe]

Originally posted by spawn

Thats pretty funny. Im off to find some virgins. [/B]

So you are trying to find yourself Spawny!!

i am only joking

 

[Lord Tim]

Congratulations, I'm Henry Kissinger!

Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals me for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. I, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. I so helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.

And despite all that, I also won a Nobel Peace Prize - for my work in Vietnam.

So ner!

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Ralphe


So you are trying to find yourself Spawny!!

i am only joking

*Laughs VERY nervously*........

Have a beer on me Ralphe! (Ok, yeah its getting old now..)

 

[dreamwatch]

Originally posted by Kem
I am Imelda too. We're twins, Dreamy

There just aren't enough shoes in the whole of Brisbane for the two of us!

 

[Bucko]

Wrathchild I'm with you , Charlie's our man.

 

[KoichCPA]

I'm Charles Manson as well,and all this time,i wanted to be that Ramirez dude,you know,the night stalker satanist guy,he was cool, i think he was my dad,

well i've narrowed it down to him the Nightstalker or the beareded guy from the beegee's.