Evil Penguins: When Cute Penguins Go Bad

[MetalAges]

A book by someone on this forummmmm, who can introduce herself and describe it as she wishes - in bookstores August 5th. (Congrats Elia!)

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[OrbWeaver]

I like the one with the polearm. XD

 

[Rider of Theli]

I like the one with the polearm. XD

two-handed weapon style specialization! FTW!!!



*TWO-HANDED STYLE (all classes)
------------------------------
Advantages to wielding a two handed weapon include increased damage and
the fact that it is harder to disarm you in combat. By devoting a
proficiency slot to the two-handed style, your weapon's speed factor is
reduced by 3, thus giving you a much better opportunity to attack
earlier in the round before anyone can hurt you.

 

[Pellaz]

two-handed weapon style specialization! FTW!!!



*TWO-HANDED STYLE (all classes)
------------------------------
Advantages to wielding a two handed weapon include increased damage and
the fact that it is harder to disarm you in combat. By devoting a
proficiency slot to the two-handed style, your weapon's speed factor is
reduced by 3, thus giving you a much better opportunity to attack
earlier in the round before anyone can hurt you.

LOL (literally)


BTW, that polearm would actually be a halberd.


Congrats to Elia!


I just got a royalty payment for editing a book (The Wraeththu Chronicles, published in the UK) a while back, so I've suddenly got books and publishing on my mind. It's not much money, but it was unexpected, so it's more like a surprise free dinner at a decent restaurant.

 

[The_Q]

I've been waiting for this since last year!!!

 

[Evil Penguin]

THANKS, everyone! I just got back from the Arctic and am in Oslo trying to catch up with emails. Thanks for the nice welcome back home.

First one to name that heavy metal tune in the trailer in this thread gets a free autographed book!

Elia

 

[The_Q]

Just bought 2 copies at Barnes And Noble in Skokie. Awesome.

 

[Evil Penguin]

BTW, that polearm would actually be a halberd.

I know Pellaz wouldn't let me down. I don't have a profile on the halberd penguin, but the one holding the mace is apparently called Mitchell "Bear Killer" McGraw, and can't say words beginning with "R", according to www.evil-penguins.co.uk/profiles.html

They're publishing 6 Evil Penguins cartoons in The Times over there on Aug. 25. The U.K. website mentions cocaine, meth, and snuff films. Too hard core for me.

 

[Rider of Theli]

wait... wait, wait... I could have sworn GWAR took care of these Evil Penguins a few years ago?