Excuses to Drink

I can't stand beer, it tastes like shit. People say that it's an aquired taste, but why aquire something that your body doesn't like?

plus, drunk people look like retards.
 
You're drinking the wrong beer then. I used to feel that way. No two beers are alike when you deal with imports and microbrews. There's no reason to have US macrobrews like Buttweiser.