Extenze (WWYD?)

[RedDog]

Seeing as Viagra requires a prescription and isn't that easy to come by, I've been thinking about trying Extenze just for the hell of it. It's not like I have ED or anything, but what's not to love about going to bed with your lady and a raging, indesructible hard-on? I could almost make a joke or two about it.

So, given the chance to use Extenze, would you guys ever give it a shot? (lolpun) Or if it's not for you, any other supplements (besides of course, alcohol!) you can recommend to get you going and keep you there?

Penis jokes, commence!

 

[ratsapprentice]

Gay por.......wait.......what?

 

[guitarguru777]

Just say it .... Gay Porn

 

[The Unavoidable]

If stamina is your problem, then I'd suggest practice. Really, there is no reason you should be using any kind of supplements for your rager.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

1) DO NOT HAVE TROUBLE WITH ERECTION
2) TAKE ERECTION ENHANCING PILLS
3) ???
4) PROFIT

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat.

 

[006]

The angle of the dangle is equally proportional to the heat of the meat.

Best Benjamin Franklin quote of all time IMO.

 

[[UEAK]Clowd]

i say do it, be the forum's guinea pig haha.

i doubt it does anything at all.

 

[Ze4th0x]

i say do it, be the forum's guinea pig haha.

i doubt it does anything at all.

+1

 

[Wolfeman]

Extenze is a farce FYI.
This sums up exactly what I would tell you-

"When it boils down to it there is no evidence to indicate this product works in any other way than a placebo effect. It is registered as an herbal supplement so that it can be sold without any interference from the FDA. They provide no clinical evidence to back up their claims and have registered a large number of complaints from organizations such as the Better Business Bureau. Claims related to the pill increasing sexual activity or arousal are probably related to the fact that after taking the pill you are thinking about sex and imagining yourself as improved in one way or another. This is what is getting the user all excited not the pill itself. Penis size is related to genetics just as with the size of your feet or your overall height. If you want to improve your sex life take the money that you are or are considering wasting on these pills and take your girlfriend/wife out somewhere nice and see where that takes you."

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

Buy a Fleshlight instead.

 

[colonel kurtz]

yea, stupid shit all around

and it's not as if it's meant to help with ED or anything like viagra, it just claims to make your boner bigger than previously, which i'm sure is BS

also, if you're looking for something to make you last longer, try popping a couple vicodin/loritab before sex. i had a script for some a few weeks ago due to a messed up tooth...and 2 nights in a row, i was nailing the old lady for well over an hour before i could get off, and i'm pretty sure it's because the pills made my dick just a tiny bit less sensitive. same thing goes with drinking and sex...at least for myself.

 

[Zombietakeover]

in the old Days the porn dudes would rub Cocaine on the end of there dicks......maybe try that

 

[StefTD]

DO IT!!!

No experience at all with this kind of stuff, don't need it but there are funny things
that can happen with stuff like that:

A friend of mine wanted to bang a chick on a festival, didn't have condoms, so he asked
if someone has one for him, he got one with local anesthetics on the inside...
he fucked that girl for like 3 hours in a tent on a festivalground and we just pissed our-
selves because they both sounded soooo exhausted and after they finished, he came out
of the tent and looked like he not only fucked her, he looked like he took a diving trip in
her vagina.

 

[RedDog]

Little bit of TMI for you guys, a while back I broke my coccyx riding a bike (With pegs, don't ask) and now have a bit of nerve damage or something going on down there. Anyway, short story long (penis joke) I have a bit of decreased sensitivity down there and it takes me a while to finish. It's good for her as in she finishes before me, but bad for me as sometimes I just don't have the time! And of course, it runs the risk of losing it during, which just sucks.

I'm no stranger to medicating beforehand and having a good time, it's just that something taking like Viagra could make it absolutely comical. And I love a good joke

By the way:

1) DO NOT HAVE TROUBLE WITH ERECTION
2) TAKE ERECTION ENHANCING PILLS
3) ???
4) PROFIT

??? = Gay Porn




And lastly, if it is a challenge the forum asks, it is a challenge I accept! You don't even have to pay me to be the guinea pig I do it out of love......

 

[UtopianCrux]

Extenze is a farce FYI.
This sums up exactly what I would tell you-

"When it boils down to it there is no evidence to indicate this product works in any other way than a placebo effect. It is registered as an herbal supplement so that it can be sold without any interference from the FDA. They provide no clinical evidence to back up their claims and have registered a large number of complaints from organizations such as the Better Business Bureau. Claims related to the pill increasing sexual activity or arousal are probably related to the fact that after taking the pill you are thinking about sex and imagining yourself as improved in one way or another. This is what is getting the user all excited not the pill itself. Penis size is related to genetics just as with the size of your feet or your overall height. If you want to improve your sex life take the money that you are or are considering wasting on these pills and take your girlfriend/wife out somewhere nice and see where that takes you."

This. :Smug: Anything "herbal" these days is a snake oil scam. Just about the only thing I agree with John McCain on is running this bullshit artists out of business pulling this crap in 2011.