FACT: Ninjas will chop your head of at the drop of a hat!

[Nate The Great]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

 

[Nightmarez]

I love that site! Especially the message boards.

 

[Furious B]

That is just totally awesome and sweet.

 

[NAD]

Best. Ninjasite. Ever.

http://www.ninjaburger.com/

 

[Ayeka]

How cool

 

[ChiefB]

This has got to be the most retarded site I have ever come across. I mean reading the copy (below) I was just pissing myself:

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

The funniest thing about the site is the 'South Park' style music that plays away. I am laughing my ass off.

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh my god! I just dropped a spoon and shit myself.

 

[ChiefB]

I'll be looking over my shoulder every time I open a window.

 

[NAD]

I want to be one of the dogs who gets his nuts kicked and evaporates in Ninja Babe, that could kickstart my acting career somethin' fierce...

 

[NAD]

Wow.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/080652569X/qid=1080859504/sr=8-1/104-5515197-6358316

Editorial Reviews
Book Description
Dear Stupid Idiots,
A lot of you have been saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger

Sold.

 

[JayKeeley]

Ninjas playing heavy metal!!! http://www.ninjamagic.tk/