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NL_Capone (11:38:12 AM):
NL_Capone (11:38:14 AM): OH NO
NL_Capone (11:38:15 AM): Ninjas allegedly attack grandma with swords
WSMV-TV 4 Nashville | Submitted by: Code Red
"A woman and her boyfriend face attempted murder charges for trying to kill her grandmother with swords, police said. During police questioning, Michelle Renee Smith, 21, and David Lee Hinton, 18, said they tried to kill 61-year-old Patsy Fowler Thursday as part of a plot to steal her money. Investigators said Smith and Hinton, who wore a Ninja Halloween costume, used swords with blades of 27 and 30 inches to attack Fowler around 2:30 a.m. while she slept. She received multiple stab wounds to her head and upper body and is listed in critical but stable condition."
NL_Capone (11:38:28 AM): THE NINJAS ARE SPREADING
Glenn (11:39:13 AM): Except the ninjas are getting clumsy.
Glenn (11:39:26 AM): Ninja kill did not commence.
NL_Capone (11:39:40 AM): Wait... these are FAKE ninjas!
NL_Capone (11:39:54 AM): Investigators said Smith and Hinton, who wore a Ninja Halloween costume,
Glenn (11:40:03 AM): Yes.
NL_Capone (11:40:27 AM): Real ninjas would kill grandma with the first slice.
Glenn (11:41:08 AM): Which brings to mind the question: Why didn't they just HIRE ninjas.
NL_Capone (11:42:33 AM): Good point, my shed is full of them... they could've just gone in my back yard and knocked on the rubbermaid door.
Glenn (11:43:32 AM): Ninjas are cheap, for the thrill of the kill is half the payment, and if you tell...NINJA REVENGE!
NL_Capone (11:38:14 AM): OH NO
NL_Capone (11:38:15 AM): Ninjas allegedly attack grandma with swords
WSMV-TV 4 Nashville | Submitted by: Code Red
"A woman and her boyfriend face attempted murder charges for trying to kill her grandmother with swords, police said. During police questioning, Michelle Renee Smith, 21, and David Lee Hinton, 18, said they tried to kill 61-year-old Patsy Fowler Thursday as part of a plot to steal her money. Investigators said Smith and Hinton, who wore a Ninja Halloween costume, used swords with blades of 27 and 30 inches to attack Fowler around 2:30 a.m. while she slept. She received multiple stab wounds to her head and upper body and is listed in critical but stable condition."
NL_Capone (11:38:28 AM): THE NINJAS ARE SPREADING
Glenn (11:39:13 AM): Except the ninjas are getting clumsy.
Glenn (11:39:26 AM): Ninja kill did not commence.
NL_Capone (11:39:40 AM): Wait... these are FAKE ninjas!
NL_Capone (11:39:54 AM): Investigators said Smith and Hinton, who wore a Ninja Halloween costume,
Glenn (11:40:03 AM): Yes.
NL_Capone (11:40:27 AM): Real ninjas would kill grandma with the first slice.
Glenn (11:41:08 AM): Which brings to mind the question: Why didn't they just HIRE ninjas.
NL_Capone (11:42:33 AM): Good point, my shed is full of them... they could've just gone in my back yard and knocked on the rubbermaid door.
Glenn (11:43:32 AM): Ninjas are cheap, for the thrill of the kill is half the payment, and if you tell...NINJA REVENGE!