WARNING!!! Your CD's may be in danger!!!

[antifayth]

How Turtles Will Take Over The World

read the following to understand the urgency to close your toilet seat lids...
remember folks, this is a serious issue, your nevermore cd's are in danger... tell everyone... we must unite to save the world...



anti fayth (1:28:19 AM): i think youve got the whole government conspiracy thing wrong
BlackWinterDay13 (1:28:36 AM): they've got to you, too
anti fayth (1:28:52 AM): no man, its an alien conspiracy
anti fayth (1:28:56 AM): think about it
anti fayth (1:29:05 AM): with the whole anal probes and shit
BlackWinterDay13 (1:29:25 AM): well. . . DUH
anti fayth (1:30:04 AM): they control us like little puppets... and they plant ideas in trailer park trash's heads...
anti fayth (1:30:16 AM): and it gets the whole world against itself...
anti fayth (1:30:27 AM): theyre doing it to eradicate us
BlackWinterDay13 (1:30:27 AM): but those people have no brains
anti fayth (1:31:04 AM): they're gonna make us kill ourselves, then they are gonna steal our planet...
anti fayth (1:31:13 AM): but even worse...
anti fayth (1:31:20 AM): OUR CD'S !!!!!!!!!
anti fayth (1:31:28 AM): we have to stop them
BlackWinterDay13 (1:31:53 AM): NO!!!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:32:00 AM): NOT MY NEVERMORE CDS!
anti fayth (1:32:04 AM): theyve been doing it for centurys
BlackWinterDay13 (1:32:12 AM): centuries?!?
anti fayth (1:32:13 AM): it all started with the religion bullshit
anti fayth (1:32:33 AM): they planted that book called "the bible"...
BlackWinterDay13 (1:32:39 AM): oh?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:32:44 AM): to what purpose?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:32:46 AM): or gain?
anti fayth (1:33:20 AM): then they did shit, like plant ideas of heaven and god in peoples minds...
anti fayth (1:33:32 AM): till there is a world of christians
BlackWinterDay13 (1:33:32 AM): but why?
anti fayth (1:33:45 AM): then they went to other regions on the earth
anti fayth (1:33:50 AM): and planted other ideads
anti fayth (1:33:53 AM): ideas*
BlackWinterDay13 (1:34:06 AM): eved BOOTYISM?
anti fayth (1:34:17 AM): like paganism
BlackWinterDay13 (1:34:18 AM): *even
anti fayth (1:34:25 AM): yeah even bootyism
BlackWinterDay13 (1:34:37 AM): no. . .
BlackWinterDay13 (1:34:41 AM): i won't accept that
anti fayth (1:34:57 AM): and the christians with their "holy book" got pissed off
anti fayth (1:35:11 AM): they aliens told them that their religion was being threatened
anti fayth (1:35:15 AM): by the pagans
anti fayth (1:35:24 AM): and the bootyists
BlackWinterDay13 (1:35:26 AM): canaanites
anti fayth (1:36:01 AM): thus causeing even more discontent throughout the earth
BlackWinterDay13 (1:36:22 AM): why wouldn't they just kill us all with a giant "laser"?
anti fayth (1:36:33 AM): cause minime keeps humping it
BlackWinterDay13 (1:37:05 AM): now what do these aliens look like?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:37:09 AM): ET?
anti fayth (1:37:17 AM): giant turtles
BlackWinterDay13 (1:37:25 AM): marbin the matian?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:37:29 AM): turtles
anti fayth (1:37:30 AM): yeah
BlackWinterDay13 (1:37:32 AM): TURTLES
BlackWinterDay13 (1:37:37 AM): goddammit
anti fayth (1:37:41 AM): those white things that the rednecks see
BlackWinterDay13 (1:37:45 AM): it HAD to be turtles
anti fayth (1:37:45 AM): those are spacesuits
anti fayth (1:37:56 AM): THATS IT!!!!!
anti fayth (1:38:05 AM): its not the aliens!!!!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:38:10 AM): i knew there was something fucked up about the teenage mutant mutant ninja turtles
BlackWinterDay13 (1:38:14 AM): it was a prophecy
anti fayth (1:38:19 AM): its those mother fucking turtles
BlackWinterDay13 (1:38:52 AM): why must i be involved in TWO conspiracies i one night?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:38:56 AM): *in
BlackWinterDay13 (1:39:10 AM): and their shells. . .
anti fayth (1:39:15 AM): their slow-moving-street-blocking is all a ploy to further the deterioration of our sanity
BlackWinterDay13 (1:39:18 AM): . . .look like UFOs
anti fayth (1:39:23 AM): HOLY HIT
anti fayth (1:39:25 AM): shit*
BlackWinterDay13 (1:39:29 AM): holy hit?
anti fayth (1:39:30 AM): i cant hadle this
BlackWinterDay13 (1:39:32 AM): oh, shit
BlackWinterDay13 (1:39:37 AM): you cunt?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:39:41 AM): twat?
anti fayth (1:39:45 AM): no, i cunt do it
BlackWinterDay13 (1:39:58 AM): no one EVER suspects the turtle!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:40:13 AM): so slow. . . so methodical. . . to cunning. . . so evil!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:40:17 AM): *so
anti fayth (1:40:24 AM): the damn turtles.... i knwo they are so slow and so peacefu looking
anti fayth (1:40:29 AM): THEY DECIEVE
BlackWinterDay13 (1:40:38 AM): fuckers
BlackWinterDay13 (1:40:55 AM): but how do they communicate?
anti fayth (1:41:02 AM): they are really superior in intellegence... they are going to destroy us and take our cd's
BlackWinterDay13 (1:41:02 AM): if they are not from outer space
anti fayth (1:41:16 AM): they communicate tellepathically i suppose
BlackWinterDay13 (1:41:28 AM): but the spacesuits
BlackWinterDay13 (1:41:33 AM): make us THINK
BlackWinterDay13 (1:41:36 AM): there are aliens
BlackWinterDay13 (1:41:39 AM): so. . .
BlackWinterDay13 (1:41:43 AM): let's review
anti fayth (1:41:50 AM): or perhaps with the little walkie taling things that the TMNJ used
BlackWinterDay13 (1:41:52 AM): turtles created the bible
anti fayth (1:41:56 AM): YES
BlackWinterDay13 (1:42:01 AM): they created bootyism
anti fayth (1:42:07 AM): mmhm
BlackWinterDay13 (1:42:09 AM): they pose as aliens
BlackWinterDay13 (1:42:20 AM): they create chaos
BlackWinterDay13 (1:42:30 AM): so the world will be destroyed
anti fayth (1:42:35 AM): all to bring down earth to steal our music
BlackWinterDay13 (1:42:42 AM): so they can take my FUCKING NEVERMORE CDS!!!
anti fayth (1:42:46 AM): but why you ask?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:42:54 AM): MOTHER FUCKERS!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:43:06 AM): because warrell dane is god?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:43:14 AM): wait
anti fayth (1:43:15 AM): because their little feet cant hold picks and drumsticks
BlackWinterDay13 (1:43:19 AM): turtles invented god
BlackWinterDay13 (1:43:24 AM): oh
BlackWinterDay13 (1:43:28 AM): i c
anti fayth (1:43:43 AM): TURTLES INVENTED WARRELL DANE!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:44:03 AM): they invented us all
BlackWinterDay13 (1:44:10 AM): everything we ever were
BlackWinterDay13 (1:44:16 AM): our history
BlackWinterDay13 (1:44:22 AM): alexander the great
BlackWinterDay13 (1:44:37 AM): julius caesar
BlackWinterDay13 (1:44:46 AM): ronald reagan
anti fayth (1:44:51 AM): bob dole
anti fayth (1:45:04 AM): ross perot
BlackWinterDay13 (1:45:04 AM): he kinda looks like a turtle
anti fayth (1:45:10 AM): holy shit
anti fayth (1:45:19 AM): maybe he is a turtle
anti fayth (1:45:24 AM): JFK
BlackWinterDay13 (1:45:26 AM): maybe they all are
anti fayth (1:45:27 AM): !!!!!!!!!
anti fayth (1:45:34 AM): jfk was killed by turtles
BlackWinterDay13 (1:45:41 AM): maybe IIIIIIIII am one of them!
anti fayth (1:45:44 AM): thats why we cant figure it out
BlackWinterDay13 (1:45:51 AM): no!!!!!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:45:56 AM): they've got to me
anti fayth (1:45:57 AM): cause no one suspects a turtle
anti fayth (1:46:07 AM): JFK knew about the fucking turtles
anti fayth (1:46:12 AM): and he was gonna tell everyone
anti fayth (1:46:18 AM): so they killed him
BlackWinterDay13 (1:46:23 AM): he told marilyn
anti fayth (1:46:25 AM): GOD DAMNIT
BlackWinterDay13 (1:46:27 AM): and SHE died
anti fayth (1:46:30 AM): shit
anti fayth (1:46:35 AM): WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!
anti fayth (1:46:39 AM): god
anti fayth (1:46:42 AM): lock your doors
anti fayth (1:46:49 AM): kill every turtle you see
BlackWinterDay13 (1:46:54 AM): but they can get in anyway!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:47:00 AM): through the doggie-door!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:47:10 AM): we can never leave our houses!
anti fayth (1:47:16 AM): thats right, their feet cant turn doorknobs
anti fayth (1:47:24 AM): and the knobs are too high anyway
anti fayth (1:47:27 AM): ...
anti fayth (1:47:30 AM): you know...
anti fayth (1:47:37 AM): i saw a turtle the other day
anti fayth (1:47:44 AM): on the road to my house
BlackWinterDay13 (1:47:50 AM): if you see one on the road, run over it!
anti fayth (1:47:52 AM): then later on i saw one in my driveway
BlackWinterDay13 (1:47:53 AM): but then
anti fayth (1:47:59 AM): then one in my yard
anti fayth (1:48:05 AM): THEYRE FOLLOWING ME
BlackWinterDay13 (1:48:06 AM): it will become a martyr to it's race if we kill it!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:48:14 AM): we are doomed either way!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:48:17 AM): DOOMED!
anti fayth (1:48:28 AM): HTEYVE GOT ME SURROUNDED
BlackWinterDay13 (1:49:18 AM): play some deicide to scare them off
anti fayth (1:50:11 AM): NP: Deicide - Trick or Betrayed
anti fayth (1:50:25 AM): theyve tricked us those damn turtles
BlackWinterDay13 (1:50:36 AM): how?
anti fayth (1:50:44 AM): they act so innocent
anti fayth (1:51:32 AM): we must warn the world
anti fayth (1:51:41 AM): especially people with CD's
anti fayth (1:51:51 AM): they arent safe
BlackWinterDay13 (1:52:16 AM): but there is plenty of time
BlackWinterDay13 (1:52:21 AM): i mean. .
anti fayth (1:52:24 AM): oh yeah
BlackWinterDay13 (1:52:26 AM): they are so fucking SLOW
anti fayth (1:52:28 AM): they move so slow
BlackWinterDay13 (1:53:19 AM): my little sister watches franklin the turtle on nick jr.
anti fayth (1:54:03 AM): they are getting to the youth
anti fayth (1:54:38 AM): nick jr. is a tool for brainwashing children into assisting the turtles
anti fayth (1:55:06 AM): they'll all grow up to be animal activists and we wont be able to stop the turtles witout being sued
BlackWinterDay13 (1:55:52 AM): my little sister wants to grow up to be a caterpillar
anti fayth (1:56:19 AM): your little sister is cute
anti fayth (1:57:00 AM): are you at your moms?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:57:07 AM): no
BlackWinterDay13 (1:57:16 AM): i am tired
BlackWinterDay13 (1:57:21 AM): fucking tired
BlackWinterDay13 (1:57:24 AM): and scared
BlackWinterDay13 (1:57:36 AM): OMG!!!!!!!!!!
anti fayth (1:57:47 AM): we still have to warn the people, the people with nevermore cd's
BlackWinterDay13 (1:57:51 AM): i just figured out how they can get us!
anti fayth (1:58:00 AM): AIR DUCTS
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:08 AM): no, they can get us still!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:10 AM): nooo
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:13 AM): listen:
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:24 AM): think of the name:
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:27 AM): turtle
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:33 AM): TURDle
anti fayth (1:58:34 AM): yeah?
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:36 AM): they will come through
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:44 AM): THE TOILETS!
anti fayth (1:58:48 AM): TOILETS
anti fayth (1:58:52 AM): oh god
BlackWinterDay13 (1:58:53 AM): put the lids down!!!!!!!
anti fayth (1:59:03 AM): GET THE PLUNGERS!!!!!!!!!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:59:19 AM): remember!
BlackWinterDay13 (1:59:30 AM): the TMNT
BlackWinterDay13 (1:59:30 AM): lived
BlackWinterDay13 (1:59:30 AM): in
BlackWinterDay13 (1:59:32 AM): sewers
anti fayth (1:59:54 AM): SHIT
anti fayth (2:00:00 AM): its all coming together
anti fayth (2:00:13 AM): we better stop talking or they will get us liek they got JFK
BlackWinterDay13 (2:00:16 AM): literally
BlackWinterDay13 (2:00:16 AM): SHIT
BlackWinterDay13 (2:00:35 AM): maybe they will never know
BlackWinterDay13 (2:00:38 AM): after all. . .
BlackWinterDay13 (2:00:49 AM): do they have internet access?
BlackWinterDay13 (2:00:52 AM): DO THEY?!?
BlackWinterDay13 (2:00:57 AM): they don't, right?
anti fayth (2:00:59 AM): im sure they do
anti fayth (2:01:09 AM): i mean, they created the internet
BlackWinterDay13 (2:01:13 AM): .......................
anti fayth (2:01:14 AM): they created everything
BlackWinterDay13 (2:01:25 AM): wait. . .
anti fayth (2:01:28 AM): they're kinda like god....
BlackWinterDay13 (2:01:33 AM): i thpught al gore invented the internet
anti fayth (2:01:34 AM): DEICIDE
anti fayth (2:01:48 AM): they are our only hope
BlackWinterDay13 (2:01:55 AM): killing a god
anti fayth (2:01:59 AM): the turtles invented al gore
BlackWinterDay13 (2:02:00 AM): indeed
BlackWinterDay13 (2:02:09 AM): ohhhhhhhhh yeah
anti fayth (2:02:20 AM): i mean who else could create someone so... Gay
BlackWinterDay13 (2:02:42 AM): hmm. . .
BlackWinterDay13 (2:02:53 AM): true
BlackWinterDay13 (2:03:05 AM): i must go
BlackWinterDay13 (2:03:12 AM): protect the world!
BlackWinterDay13 (2:03:19 AM): close the lids!
BlackWinterDay13 (2:03:22 AM): listen to deicide!
anti fayth (2:03:24 AM): already closed
anti fayth (2:03:27 AM): already playing
anti fayth (2:03:42 AM): NP: Deicide - confessional rape
BlackWinterDay13 (2:03:44 AM): then all we can do is hope
anti fayth (2:03:49 AM): and warn te world
BlackWinterDay13 (2:04:06 AM): fare thee well

 

[Black Winter Day]

dude. . .

no one will read that shit!

I won't even read that shit again!

but i'm glad you posted it, it shows the dangers that result from being awake at 2 in the morning

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

haha....i won't read it...thanks for telliung us anyway!

 

[Black Winter Day]

you can read it if you like. . . and if you are bored. very interesting stuff!

. . .if you like turtles

 

[antifayth]

holy shit dude...

if you read this shit, yould think we were high or something...
we're a bunch of dumbasses...

but still, make sure the lid is down...

 

[true light]

Fucken hicks....

 

[Black Winter Day]

i live in a big housing devolpment next to the lake and a golf course.

but, alas, a hick is a hick. . .

 

[antifayth]

i cant belive somone actually read the shit...

 

[Black Winter Day]

did they!?!?

 

[antifayth]

true light did, didnt he? the "fucken hicks"he refers to are the ones in the conversation, are they not?

 

[Black Winter Day]

but did he READ it???

or just know that we are hicks because we live in NC?!?

 

[antifayth]

AHHHH we arent hicks cause we live in nc, hicks live in kentucky and west virginia.... NC is like the second highest population growing state in the USA...

 

[Troyanasy]

GET A FUCKIN' JOB Satan is my whore
hhhhhaaattteee

 

[Troyanasy]

Antifayth
Just remember Keep on rotting in the free World(Generation Hexed )By the way if I come down south can I stay at your Lair?
My whore girl can suck a golf ball through a garden hose .
In all serious My singer worked in your town for 3 years .
said there is some good souls (coils) there but not much of a metal scene .Has it changed ?

God blaspheme you

 

[Black Winter Day]

troyanasy, are you talking about TAYLORSVILLE?!? or nc???

cause i live where he does!

 

[antifayth]

if by the reference to your "whore" you were insisting some form of sexual innuendo as payment for temporary residency, then feel free to drop by

for real though, how long ago was your singer here?