st patrick day stories?

[Karmic]

Well, I just genuinely hated that. It was not even ironically bad, it was just plain bad, a horrible, horrible movie.

That said, I find entertainment in almost everything so I didn't find it terrible.

that said, having watched the "best scenes" from the Wicker Man before seeing Ghost Rider just made it better.

and HEY WHY DID THEY BURN A LIZARD

 

[Liverslapper]

one time, i farted on a lepercahn...and... i felt guilty!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

a lepercahn? is that like a leprechaun with leprosy?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

and..

KAINE

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Kane?

 

[Karmic]

 

[Metal head87]

This will be a good investment for anyone interested in being a pimp

 

[Will Bozarth]

I got the suits

 

[Captain Beard]

Not legal here.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Sentient 6]

ooo, the Clive Barker story that one's based on is INCREDIBLE.

<3 Clive's brain

is it The Yattering and Jack?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is it The Yattering and Jack?

Heakel's Tale. i believe he wrote it specifically for this horror anthology Dark Delicacies, which was put together by a guy who owns an exclusively horror-themed book store in California. a great story, made into a masters of horror episode which i heard was also pretty good.

 

[Lord Foul]

Not legal here.

Nope, no concealed fixed-blade weapons in California. However, there are no state laws against concealing bigass folding knives as long as they are designed such that you can't wrist-flip them out into locked position. City and county regulations may vary of course.

Everyone needs to knife a drunk occasionally, and more often on St. Paddy's day.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Went to a bonfire on Saturday night. Only like five people got there before we got kicked off the beach for having alcohol, and luckily nobody got arrested. So we ended up at this one dude's house, and a bunch more people were there, including some chill people from a local band who are good friends of mine (Hatchet). And I drank and smoked myself retarded.

And then my friend ended up pissing off the dude's roommate somehow, so he got kicked out of the apartment and dragged me with him, and we went on a very long, tedious bus ride that went through the ghetto for some reason to get back to his house.

 

[BlueSky]

How many bitches you got workin the streets??