my review of my NJ Metalfest experience, as told to NicodemiX

[MajestikMøøse]

saggy now

 

[MajestikMøøse]

(( . )( . ))

 

[PlatypusJesus]

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(.) (.)

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*flickers tongue*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT KIND OF INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT BOOBS ARE THoSE?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Awww....poor SSSSAAAAATTTAANNN.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

They're BOOB LEGS!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*flippity flop*

*kicks them*

ahh, they're no good use anymore

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You broke SSAAATTANNN's BOOB LEGS! You bastard. Now, how is he going to walk?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

on his penises?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, I was thinking that, until I saw them:

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He'll just stick into the ground!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Whats happening here?

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[MajestikMøøse]

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[MajestikMøøse]

He's fucking the ground!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

He's sticking into the ground, like I said he would. Poor SSSSAAAATTTAAANNN. God has it easy, you know, because he has no penis and all.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, by your code, he isn't really fucking the ground, because he has yet to come back up, and then go back down, and then come back up, and then go back down, and then KABOOM!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

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[PlatypusJesus]

Sees time. 4:10 AM! MOTHERFUCKER! I HAVE TO GO TO BED!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

You're lying, you're going to mastrubate to that Acsii art now...

AREN'T YOU???

THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

jesus fucking christ, this thread has been officially destroyed