fun on AIM

[Will Bozarth]

Nvrmr2FeelDPain: I creep into your living room... Across the land I've crept... Peer into your every door, I find you asleep. Breathing slowly, dreams you are catching.. While the dreams are being caught... So is a throat by an unknown stranger
xprepchicx77: who r u
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Bob Dole
xprepchicx77: still no clue who u r
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: the question is.. who are you?
xprepchicx77: u instant message us
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: no, you just messaged me
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: then i replied
xprepchicx77: oh... i did
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: yep, so im wondering who this is
xprepchicx77: michelle and felicia
xprepchicx77: and u
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i told you, Bob Dole
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: vote for me
xprepchicx77: oh ya asl
xprepchicx77: ok bye
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: wait
xprepchicx77: yes
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: I am 81 years old and from Kansas
xprepchicx77: ok bye now
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i am a Representative and a Senator
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Do you not show interest in your political party?!
xprepchicx77: no
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Why not?!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: The fate of your country lies in your hands!
xprepchicx77: im a republic
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Fuckin vote for me!!
xprepchicx77: what the hell ever bye
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: VOTE FOR ME, REPUBLIC!!!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: YAAAAAARRR
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: YAAAAAAAAR
xprepchicx77: who is this really
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Ahh, you have returned
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Bob Dole from Kansas
xprepchicx77: whatever ur lying
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: You may have seen me in commercials for Viagra
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: in World War 2, I was wounded twice and hospitalized for thirty-nine months
xprepchicx77: ok seriously who is this
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Bob Dole!!
xprepchicx77: bye then
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: NO!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: I REFUSE!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Come back, my love
xprepchicx77: lol
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: I LOVE YOU
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: because you are from TEXAS
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and Bob Dole loves the Texans
xprepchicx77: ok bye u freak
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: DONT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: YOU ARE FEELING THE NEED TO VOTE FOR BOB DOLE
xprepchicx77: ur psycho
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: NO
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: YOU'RE PSYCHO!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: NOT MINE
xprepchicx77: BYE BYE
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i thought you were leaving
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: STOP COMING BACK, PSYCHO
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: STOP MESSAGING ME
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Jesus Christ, I'm not gonna vote for you!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Weirdo
xprepchicx77: lol ok
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: YOU SAID YOU WOULD LEAVE ME :-(
xprepchicx77: hey sexy how u doin?
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: oh baby, open those legs
xprepchicx77: u first
xprepchicx77: where do u live & how old are u
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: *i open my legs and a giant lobster jumps out and grabs you by the juggular*
xprepchicx77: i got to go
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: YOU SAID THAT BEFORE!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: make love to my lobster!
xprepchicx77: well u aren't telling us your age&location
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: he is sad and lonely
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: because my lobster wants love :-(
xprepchicx77: u must be one of melissa's friends
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: who's melissa
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: and i doubt she has friends
xprepchicx77: my cuz
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: your because?
xprepchicx77: my cuzin
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: your becausein?
xprepchicx77: bye now
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: NO
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: DONT LEAVE
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: I WONT VOTE FOR YOU IF YOU LEAVE
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: i iz t3h Republican
xprepchicx77: we r leaving u aren't telling us wat we wanna no
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: I'm Melissa, how are you?
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: "We are leaving. You aren't telling us what we want to know."
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: your grammar sucks
xprepchicx77: u
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: You.*
xprepchicx77: lol bye
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: Don't leave, crack baby!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Nvrmr2FeelDPain: *i open my legs and a giant lobster jumps out and grabs you by the juggular*

 

[unknown]

xprepchicx77: my cuz
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: your because?
xprepchicx77: my cuzin
Nvrmr2FeelDPain: your becausein?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

"I'm a republic"

Hahahahahahah.

 

[Profanity]

Are you dreaming?

 

[Will Bozarth]

weeeeee

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

bwahhahahahahahahahahah

Everything is ten times funnier when Bob Dole is involved.

Where'd you get that chick's SN?

 

[Will Bozarth]

she messaged christina saying that it's someone's cousin, but she didnt know who it was... so i had some fun

 

[Zob Rombie]

rotfl