Fangirl Comics - Carpet Matches The...

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you're just jealooooous

 

[Captain Beard]

Of who?

 

[Will @ work]

You date Will. You can never truly win!

this is true

 

[Captain Beard]

At least you have loyalty on your side. she could be worse off... suppose Karen seduced her with her beastly charms away from you? She'd surely be forced to drink wine and shop at Whole Foods for eternity. And think of all the shoes she'd have to buy!

 

[Will @ work]

I don't expect her to stay with me for much longer, anyway. I'm enjoying it, but I'm surprised she's been with me for as long as she has.

 

[Captain Beard]

Do you have trouble telling when people are serious and when they're not?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

it's because of such stupid grammar rules in the english language that it makes it one of the toughest languages in the world to learn. those who were raised speaking english may think "that's bullshit".. but that's just because you were raised learning it. .

...it's actually VERY true.
and the funny thing is, most "native speakers" don't speak it properly anyways.

 

[eaeolian]

...it's actually VERY true.
and the funny thing is, most "native speakers" don't speak it properly anyways.

Wachoo talkin' 'bout? I ain't never had no problem speakin'!

 

[Lunar Still]

This is Amuricuh, we speak Amuricun!

 

[deathstrike from hell]

whole lotta loomis worship goin round

 

[MetalSteph]

Do you really think I'd ask about his nether regions?

I'm pretty sure I have a photo or two somewhere. Loomis is always more likely to drop trow than to go shirtless.

 

[Shpongled]

Loomis dry humped my leg one time. Maybe Jace could make a comic about that?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I'm pretty sure I have a photo or two somewhere. Loomis is always more likely to drop trow than to go shirtless.

Hahaha. If you happen to have a shirtless one rather than a bottomless one, I'd prefer that if you'd like to share.

 

[Will Bozarth]

just wow

 

[ms. anthrope]

I'm pretty sure I have a photo or two somewhere. Loomis is always more likely to drop trow than to go shirtless.

BAHAHAHA!

i win.

 

[futureteller]

We need shirtless photos with all Nevermore members! Now.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Alright, I can admit to being odd when I find guys more attractive with pants/shorts/towels,etc on rather than just nekkid. There's something about their stuff just hanging there that's not oh so sexy to me. Maybe it's that sense of mystery or what have you. *shrug*

So how 'bout them pics?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Thats definitely code for a closet lesbian.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Thats definitely code for a closet lesbian.

Nah. I'm not attracted to women. And I'm pretty sure that's a key part to being a lesbian.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Don't be so defensive now.