FAO Lee B

[Wolff]

Thanks for Derek & Clive man. What a gem. Been laughing hysterically to Horse Racing, Sex Manual, Dutch bitch...

Funny thing is I asked a Dutch chick chick to blow me in a bathroom once. Used heavy German accent. My friends still laugh at that.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

"Funny thing is I asked a Dutch chick chick to blow me in a bathroom once"

You went into the Women's bathroom, AND THEN asked her to blow you? Ballsy
You're from Germany? I knew you weren't American but I never had a clue which country you were from.

 

[Wolff]

No, I asked her in a party after a brief introduction to come and blow in the bathroom. I used a thick Schwarzenegger accent. I was not even wasted. My friends slagged me for that. We don't do it like this in America, and other crap.

btw, listen to those clips... it'll make sense.

 

[Lee_B]

The sketch about the Guiness Book Of Records is on Audiogalaxy under the title of "Records". That's a classic. It's about 5 minutes before Clive really lets rip, but it's worth the wait

I recommend The Coughing Contest, Sir & The Critics




Clive: This bloke came up to me. You know what he said?.. "Hello".

Derek: Provocative fucker!

hehe

 

[Wolff]

Originally posted by Lee_B
The sketch about the Guiness Book Of Records is on Audiogalaxy under the title of "Records". That's a classic. It's about 5 minutes before Clive really lets rip, but it's worth the wait

I recommend The Coughing Contest, Sir & The Critics




Clive: This bloke came up to me. You know what he said?.. "Hello".

Derek: Provocative fucker!

hehe

Don't you oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me. I kicked his fucking teeth in.

...And you know how he still had the audacity to say eeeerrrrrmmmm I'm dying... Well, what would I say to that, I left the situation, I wasn't going to be put upon that.

 

[BillowOfZeal]

What are you guys talking about ......let me know, sound hilarious

 

[Wolff]

http://www.derekandclive.com/

Click on the picture

 

[Lee_B]

Originally posted by Wolff
http://www.derekandclive.com/

Click on the picture

Pure class