lemmy sex god ...

[Erik]

i think i'm a wolf

then again i'm fucken crazy

 

[lizard]

every guy is a bit of a wolf, at least in fantasy. except for the gays.

 

[General Zod]

Yeah one time I met a really hot chick at a show I was playing and then a few days later we went out and she was totally rad and I really liked her and she had big boobies and I didn't get any. The end.

That may be the greatest story I've evar heard.

Zod

 

[General Zod]

although that waitress from the ISIS show night ... man ... she is still a fuel for fantasy

I'm with you. That chick looked like a party and a half... in a good way.

Zod

 

[dorian gray]

Cunnilingus.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

seriously, dude, it's all about the giving.

q4t

 

[dorian gray]

uhhh....and the taking. Let's be honest here

 

[lizard]

well, sure. reciprocation.

 

[lurch70]

I'm with you. That chick looked like a party and a half... in a good way.

Zod

best part ... I know where she works ... and cheap beers ... stalker time

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

well, sure. reciprocation.

do them first, they totally go nuts in return.

 

[NAD]

it's immensely rewarding when a woman begins grabbing fistfuls of bed sheets. seriously.

You know how a lot of women say "don't put your hand on my head when I'm giving you a blowjob," well I know is when a chick grabs my head when I'm down on the clown I'm all like OH MAN.

Also fingernails digging into my buttcheeks might make it uncomfortable to sit down for a few days but when a girl does that I'm all like OH MAN. Then I say ow when she's done, but I'm mostly talking about my eardrums.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Then I say ow when she's done, but I'm mostly talking about my eardrums.

hahaha

this thread took a turn for the disturbingly explicit

 

[lizard]

well I know is when a chick grabs my head when I'm down on the clown I'm all like OH MAN.

that's how you know bald guys are totally on fire with the cunniliguality.

 

[NAD]

that's how you know bald guys are totally on fire with the cunniliguality.

Whoa, I bet if you aim right it'd be like sticking your dome in the Shino Ballo.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

except with that one chick, might not work so well









you know, amongst the balls

 

[lizard]

the main city newspaper has an "adult" section in the classifieds and there are always lots of shemales advertising their services. shit's fucked up.

p.s. I only know this cause of a research project I was doing.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

this

p.s. I only know this cause of a research project I was doing.

makes the post

 

[NAD]

amongst the balls

I want to start a record label for joke grind bands and call it this. I will give you 10% of the profits, so please look for your check totalling around tree-fiddy in the next few years.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

ok, well you have to sign my band





we're gonna be called Condimentia and dress up in mustard and ketchup bottle costumes and squirt "mayonnaise" on the audience

 

[NAD]

You shall be my flagship act!

Seriously though, I need to beef up my joke-grind portion of the collection. In fact a Hatebeak 7" might be all there is.