lemmy sex god ...

[lurch70]

I'm down on the clown

... shit like this is why you have become the legend you are NAD

 

[cthulufhtagn]

^^i don't think i even have that much

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

You know how a lot of women say "don't put your hand on my head when I'm giving you a blowjob," well I know is when a chick grabs my head when I'm down on the clown I'm all like OH MAN.

Also fingernails digging into my buttcheeks might make it uncomfortable to sit down for a few days but when a girl does that I'm all like OH MAN. Then I say ow when she's done, but I'm mostly talking about my eardrums.

this man is a TRUE cunning linguist, in all meanings of the term. and he speaks the truth.


Yeah, max... Focus on their pleasure. If you develop a reputation for being a god in the sack, before you know it you'll have a ticket queue installed outside your room, and a bouncer named Eddie watching the door in exchange for a copy of the tapes you make. Charge 5 bucks a pop, but perhaps off ther Maximizer card for frequent customers.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

i think i'm a wolf

then again i'm fucken crazy

I think what I need is a bitch, don't you?

it's immensely rewarding when a woman begins grabbing fistfuls of bed sheets. seriously.

Yeah, you wanna talk ego boosts...

 

[lurch70]

if she's is bitting the pillow until the feathers come flying ... that's like winning at the Olympics