Fat Chick Thread

[Erkan]

I find that it's hard to be picky about body type when I have yet to meet one woman that wasn't a complete fucking idiot

Same here. I haven't met many girls whom I have really liked and wanted to find out more about them. Mostly, I just stay at the "Oh hi, how are you today?"-level with 'em and that's it, not much more. But then also... there is a second part to this story, closely related to what can be read down below:

Women do not have enough interest in me to allow me to be in this situation with or without whiskey

Which also goes for me, haha I guess the uninterest is a mutual thing between me and the girls. I know some pretty hot girls who have had really douchebag boyfriends, and I'm still trying to figure out what it is about me that is so awful. If it's my turkish nose, I'll fucking undergo plastic surgery as soon as I have worked some more money together! Oh speaking of work, I saw a REALLY HOT MILF today at the theme park I work at. I mean... god... give me a break, it's disturbing when they are that hot.

I also like whiskey. There, this post is now complete... mentioning girls, my turkish nose, booze, work, money... yea, that's a wrap.

 

[Metaltastic]

Erkan, no more about your nose, you are a fucking handsome devil

 

[Erkan]

Erkan, no more about your nose, you are a fucking handsome devil

THEN WHY DONT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHAAAA BUHUUUU WHAAA WHAA WHAAA *whine*?

It's all about my nose.... in fact, the earth spins around my nose! BEAT THAT!

No but seriously... there's a little cutie or two at work that I'm slightly drawn to, but we never seem to work the same days. Sucks. Ehhh wait a sec... is this thread now a therapy-thread for me or what the hell is going on? I'm off to take a shower and then record 39 riffs I have stored on my mobile phone (singing rhythmic riffs while recording via the mobile phone is the shit!), and then arranging them into new songs an' stuff.

 

[GeertSamuel]

Seriously .. fat chicks, thin chicks.. whatever I don't care...

If she's a total bitch in the end you're more fucked up then if she specifies to external "your standards"...

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Jessica and I need to procreate.

 

[abyssofdreams]

just brain = fail.
just looks = fail (but ok to fuck).
brain + looks = win.

 

[AudioPhile777]

SKELEWHORES = FAIL

Win.

Jessica and I need to procreate.

Personally, I'd rather just practice the procreation...

 

[FIXXXER]

my brain hates chicks, my cock loves them, ALL kinds of them. unfortunately the brain wins everytime i get "close" to a girl.
i am not bad looking and i have a strong personality, i can...i could get a lot of chicks but everytime i meet a girl i block everything
that could lead to a relationship (in any way) because i just think..."stupid BITCHEZ!"
yeah, there must be something wrong with me...and just to aviod speculations...i'll say it again..my cock loves and wants only chicks!

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Personally, I'd rather just practice the procreation...

Yeah I hate kids, but I feel as though we could create a super race of guitar playing/acting assassins.

 

[SavageDoom]

"Fat chicks" are awesome. BBW FTW!
Everyone has different tastes I suppose.

I take it I'm going to get slain for this by those who are less accepting.

 

[MarkG]

"Fat chicks" are awesome. BBW FTW!
Everyone has different tastes I suppose.

I take it I'm going to get slain for this by those who are less accepting.

Different strokes for different blokes! Just bring a snorkel.

 

[robfromthedeep]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?







...thread complete.

 

[AudioPhile777]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?







...thread complete.

...is... is that KISS?

 

[Metaltastic]

Spinal Tap foo'!

 

[AudioPhile777]

Yeah I hate kids, but I feel as though we could create a super race of guitar playing/acting assassins.

I'd still rather endlessly practice.

 

[Jeds7800]

I'm off to take a shower and then record 39 riffs I have stored on my mobile phone (singing rhythmic riffs while recording via the mobile phone is the shit!), and then arranging them into new songs an' stuff.

I can just imagine a chick walking up to talk to you and then seeing you beatbox to your phone.

 

[dani]

GUYS GET BACK TO 4CHAN.

 

[robfromthedeep]

Spinal Tap are heroes!!! seeing them in a couple of weeks!!!!

 

[raybrochill]

...but in my experience, it's the bigger ones that do more stuff

 

[JBroll]

GUYS GET BACK TO 4CHAN.

NEW GUY WELCOME TO OTT

Jeff